Episodes

  • 3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

    3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)
    Dec 10 2025
    Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay '25 (#1 song: GAYLE'S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald's manager's live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon's 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn't pleased. He's okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him.
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)

    3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)
    Dec 1 2025
    In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith's TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it's The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things' Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt).
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    52 mins
  • 3953: Rini w/ Myq Kaplan

    3953: Rini w/ Myq Kaplan
    Nov 17 2025
    Myq Kaplan, KATG guest for over 100 episodes, is back! Myq discusses his new special and the love of his life, both named Rini. Keith and Myq also talk about President Trump, who, despite not knowing what his latest MRI was focussing on, aced his MRI test with "the best results the doctor has ever seen." The duo also talks about Trump blowing Clinton and Megyn Kelly saying that while Jeffrey Epstein did like having sex with 15-year-old girls, it's not like they were only 8 years old or something. "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know," she added.
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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • 3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato

    3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato
    Nov 14 2025
    If you're in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and Keith discuss the government's reopening, Calvin's butt closing, and Keith wondering if he's being respected at home. The duo talks about therapy, dating debacles, and deliberately smelling your own socks after a fruitful day. Cheers.
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    55 mins
  • 3951: Let's Get Kraken!

    3951: Let's Get Kraken!
    Nov 6 2025
    It's a personal show featuring you and Keith. He's got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he recently celebrated Halloween with her daughter. He also contemplates the future of this country following Election Day, has his eye on JD Vance and Erika Kirk, and discusses what is now officially the longest government shutdown in history.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • 3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay

    3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay
    Oct 27 2025
    Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen.
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega

    3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega
    Oct 26 2025
    Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7, President Trump commuting George Santos's 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence, and Amazon breaking the planet. Enjoy!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz

    3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz
    Oct 25 2025
    It's a show of geniuses! And Keith's here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith's ladyfriend Liz. It's all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking.
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    1 hr and 29 mins