Zoos are fine if you don't think about them too much. And almost none of them have thousands of corpses beneath them!

This is the story of the Lincoln Park Zoo. Come for the ghosts, stay for puma content, the New Yerk Yerkies, this podcast makes you horny, a little wander down the fairy path, more chained animals please, lessons from Jurassic Park, I miss the goop, will you look at me, and bone raffle.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Park,_Chicago
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Park_Zoo
• https://www.oldest.org/animals/zoos-usa
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park_Zoo
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cy_DeVry
• https://windycityghosts.com/the-haunted-lincoln-park-zoo-in-chicago/

They can't all be winners.

This is the story of the ghost of Jacob's Island. Come for the ghost, stay for pudding out the fire, a little bit quieter every day, the worst color for water, the Hindu Exorcist, Is This a Train?, and a subset of American congresspeople.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob%27s_Island
• https://london-overlooked.com/poltergeist/

Patrick gets pretty excited about the sexy witches in this one, you're going to really like it!

This is the story of Dyer Lane. Come for the ghosts, stay for a national conversation about parades, the half plus seven rule, classic America stuff, a disappearance of women, don’t let my pigs see me like this, tractor violence, and the coven-tractor-demon tarot.

Sources:

• https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LZ5P-XGZ/john-richard-dyer-1833-1865
• https://dreamingcasuallypoetry.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-mysterious-misinformation-of-dyer.html
• https://www.timetoast.com/timelines/dyer-lane-344c7ab2-4574-438e-a94c-d4c728fbeed6
• https://statehornet.com/2010/10/real-halloween-spooks-and-scary-attractions/
• https://www.costaricantimes.com/the-legends-of-haunted-dyer-lane/55982

Men will build so many forts in the same exact location rather than go to therapy.

This is the story of Fort William Henry. Come for the ghosts, stay for the biggest turkeys, no grazi, we hate this stuff, chip-on-the-shoulder piracy, permanent squid, a bastion you could eat off of, little French feet, and a girthy chub.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Maine
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_William_Henry_(Maine)
• https://wjbq.com/the-tale-of-maines-beautiful-and-haunted-fort-william-henry/
• https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/maine/fort-haunted-ghost-me

Land O' Lakes? More like Land O' Hot Takes, amiright? (Please forget everything you hear in this episode.)

This is the story of Forepaugh's Restaurant. Come for the ghosts, stay for bad bears, chicken pox party soccer team, foreplay of the animal kingdom, every dry good vendor's dream, the few privileges left to white males, a different John Hammond, acceptable syphilis levels, Molly’s rope, and the men of US Ghost Adventures.

Sources:

• https://forepaughs.com/about-forepaughs/
• https://saintpaulhistorical.com/
• https://www.hauntedrooms.com/minnesota/haunted-places/forepaughs-restaurant-st-paul
• https://www.americanghostwalks.com/forepaughs-restuarant-st-paul-minnesota

I'll tell ya, this is a LOT of Bugsy content, I sure hope the payoff is worth it!

This is part two of Bugsy Siegel and the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas. Come for the ghost, stay for bowling math, the newest Executive Member at Costco, a little tugboat action, the full all-star team, let’s see him get out of this one, get it out of your mouth, the worst color for a toilet, and we had quite a journey.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc
• https://vegasghosts.com/flamingo-las-vegas/
• https://ghostcitytours.com/las-vegas/haunted-vegas/ghost-benjamin-siegel/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel

We're pretty sure there are no slurs in this episode, but in case we're wrong, we want to issue a blanket apology from Patrick, who is solely at fault.

This is the first part of the story of Bugsy Siegel and the Flamingo Hotel. Come for the ghost, stay for a volume problem, big sad men, commuting for gangs, Michael Shannon's sweaty suit, the plot to kill Superman, a big-bomb bomb, and Pizzo Fabrizzo,

Clayton's chair video on TikTok

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc
• https://vegasghosts.com/flamingo-las-vegas/
• https://ghostcitytours.com/las-vegas/haunted-vegas/ghost-benjamin-siegel/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel

Ding dong. Who's there? It's Patrick, dressed as Clayton, owner and proprietor of Is This a Ghost? the Podcast the Movie. And you know what that means.

This is the 2025 Halloween Spooktacular: Two Haunts and a Flaunt. Come for the ghosts, stay for semen of male cow, nope nope nope nope nope, your skin is so pale, re-Mary, let's poll some babies, i'm assuming it's mostly cocaine, and financial viscera.