If there's one thing Patrick loves, it's ship episodes. Looooooves ship episodes. Looooooooooooooooooves ship episodes!

This is the story of Stede Bonnet and his Pirate Crew. Come for the ghosts, stay for oo much horse, margarita girlies, ocean doesn't have to be lonely, gotta stop licking the boat, this is basically how Moby Dick opens, I'm sticky, and just go to therapy.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stede_Bonnet
• https://www.barbadoscarolinas.org/stede-bonnet-gentleman-pirate
• https://majorstedebonnet.com/Revenge.html
• https://www.hauntedrooms.com/south-carolina/haunted-places
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Point_Garden
• https://www.sandlappertours.com/haunted-white-point-gardens/

This one's basically a ghost story. Okay?

This is the story of Robert Schumann. Come for the ghost, stay for this is how brain worms happen, the Zapruder film of my phone, if Don Music can do it..., I was hoping there'd be electro therapy, oh my god the stamina, way behind on my tertiary syphilis, no Ouija boards in Germany, and why would Ernie give Bert dead frogs?

Heads up, Revolutionary War dorks! We're heading to the state that makes Patrick angriest to tell the tale of some nerd with a limp. LFG.

This is the story of the Nathanel Greene Homestead. Come for the ghost, stay for we do not tell the Dobby story, I'm getting a tattoo of it, Voltaire Jr. and Lady Voltaire, gotta be chlamydia, we need an equipment manager, getting mail is so fun, they were discovering all the diseases, and the old gerbil routine.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathanael_Greene
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Nathanael_Greene_Homestead
• https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/rhode-island/haunted-and-historic-place-ri