This week we’re discussing Helen’s mouth breathing and who better to do that with than the wonderful Phil Wang. Get ready for a whirlwind as we deep dive into interactive museums, Shutter Island, Digimon, Pho, sealed over noses and taunting nursery rhymes.

TW: There is a discussion about death in the intro that some people may find upsetting so please do skip to the chat with Phil if you’d like to avoid this.

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It's Valentine's week, Helen’s hungover and we have a very special guest to mark the occasion. Get ready as we pull on your heart strings and discuss Omaze houses, risky texts, soft play and the Beast (of Beauty And The Beast fame).

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Helen announced the morning of the record that this week there’s not one but TWO guests. It’s a whirlwind of baby boys, witches curses, trips to the dentist and rating which of Henry the VIII’s wives had it the worst. Enjoy the inner workings of Ed and Huge’s minds (their for you pages).

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Helen’s prepared some questions. There’s more googling than sense in this episode and frankly it is the perfect level of chaos. We have the fantastic Chris Macarthur-Boyd with us teaching us about a kettle with a massive face and even bigger tunes, kids home makeover shows and tank top slogans.

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What a wild ride of an episode, we have the wonderful Tamsyn Kelly with us and there’s even a (telephone) appearance from the infamous Micheal Bauer, otherwise known as Helen’s Dad. This week we’re reminiscing about primary school weddings, facebook albums and alcohol pops. So stick around and enjoy us figuring out what the hell St John’s ambulance is.

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It’s cold. We want to be at home and cosy but we’re here recording because we’re FAITHFULS. To keep you warm we’ve got the one and only Sunil Patel, otherwise known as Helen’s ex-housemate, to give us the hot goss on topics such as hosting etiquette, weekly shops, AI death row meals and “How am I supposed to hug someone’s mother?”

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2026 is coming at us fast. Helen has a spot in her ear and Rose Johnson graces us with her presence to look in said ear and of course we dissect our Christmases, the contents of chest freezers and get our minds blown by inventions from the 90s.

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Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D,

Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma,

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Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil

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Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell,

Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie,

Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey,

Trina McTsai

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Happy new year! It’s our first episode of 2026 and we’re here to soothe your hangovers and chat resolutions.

So let’s start the year with a bang and talk dating with intention, being chill as f*ck, joyriding and those all important big shops.

We can’t wait for the year ahead with you, here’s to 2026!

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