Episodes

  • Don’t Stick Your Wick in the Wrong Candle Wax
    Dec 19 2025

    Toni Vanschoyck and daughter Kat jump in for a no-holds-barred conversation that proves Fermaglo products may be clean — but the girls' mouths definitely aren’t. The group tackles salon boundaries, blow dryer theft, why some clients should be fired on the spot, and how swearing might actually reduce stress. Along the way, they break down real hair transformations, massive regrowth, ditching 50+ product lines, and the power of clean routines. Toss in cheating scandals, leadership rants, and candle wax metaphors, and you’ve got a classic Hair It Ferst episode.

    Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We are not medical professionals, and no statements should be taken as medical advice or claims.

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    35 mins
  • Stocking Wars, Ridiculous Wish Lists & Holiday Meltdowns
    Dec 12 2025

    From a child requesting $2,800 cash to husbands buying surprise gifts nobody asked for, this episode captures the true spirit of mom-life at Christmas: exhaustion, laughter, and a whole lot of wrapping paper. The girls compare traditions, confess snooping stories, debate whether gifts must be equal, and rally together against the universal struggle of partners who think a vacuum is a gift. A perfect December listen for anyone trying to survive the season.

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    37 mins
  • ADHD, Anxiety, & Why We're One Nudge Away from the Nuke Button
    Dec 5 2025

    The ladies dive straight into holiday chaos, surprise ADHD diagnoses, anxiety-fueled overthinking, and the mental load women still carry every day. From stepping into a nurse huddle thinking it was a prayer circle (spoiler: it wasn’t) to debating whether women should have access to the nuclear button, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully real. Grab your coffee — or your ditch flowers — and settle in for a conversation every woman will feel in her soul.

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    36 mins
  • Keep Scrolling & Mind Your Tweet-Tweet Business
    Nov 28 2025

    In this laugh-till-you-cry episode of Hair at First, the girls kick back for a totally unfiltered Q&A. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica spill on their worst accidental text messages, being exposed by the double-tap while stalking, and the very specific items they need their best friends to delete if they die.

    They also dive into whether exes belong at weddings (with Monica’s wild real-life twist), the things adults get way too excited to buy, why preschool drop-off is chaos, and the freedom of not giving a “tweet tweet” about what people think anymore.

    It’s loud, honest, slightly spicy, and absolutely hysterical—basically the most them episode ever. Tune in for the stories, the confessions, the pineapple hair, and the reminder that if they’re not feeding or financing you, their opinion doesn’t matter.

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    29 mins
  • Pig Farms, Potatoes & Purpose
    Nov 21 2025

    From hypothetical body burials on pig farms to daydreams about world travel and second chances, this episode has everything that makes Hair It Ferst the lovable mess we adore. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica somehow make conversations about “reefer” trucks, cussing, and personal growth flow together perfectly — proof that laughter really is therapy.

    Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is for humor and open conversation — not medical advice or claims.

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    26 mins
  • Boss Bitches, Boundaries & Better Hair
    Nov 14 2025

    This week, the ladies of Hair It Ferst put on their business hats (and comfy blankets) for a raw, real talk about the business side of beauty. From setting boundaries and valuing your time to educating clients about clean ingredients and supporting stylist-owned brands, Tessa, Monica, and Michelle share their unfiltered experiences behind the chair.
    Plus, a little PSA: stop frying your hair at 400 degrees!

    Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is a space for sharing experiences, not medical advice or product claims.

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    35 mins
  • The Day Tessa Wore a Grill to School
    Nov 7 2025

    It’s another laugh-til-you-snort episode of Hair It Ferst! Tessa, Michelle, and Monica dive into the daily chaos of motherhood — from accidentally rocking her son’s grill at school drop-off to the unspoken rules (and total exhaustion) of modern parenting. The girls keep it real, relatable, and ridiculously funny while reminding us all that no mom’s got it perfectly figured out — and that’s exactly what makes it beautiful.

    Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is a space for humor and real conversation — not medical advice or claims.

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    35 mins
  • The Non-Toxic Queen Takes the Mic: Toni Vanschoyck Unfiltered
    Oct 31 2025

    This week, the HIF crew welcomes Toni Vanschoyck - founder of FermaGlo and the ultimate truth-teller. From calling out dimethicone and fake fragrances to sharing her wildest wellness habits (water fasting, parasite cleanses, and salt in her coffee?!), Toni brings laughs, facts, and a healthy dose of real talk.

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    38 mins