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HORSE

HORSE

By: Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert
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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.© Copyright Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala Basketball
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  • Ep. 187: Bang For Your Lack Of A Buck
    Aug 26 2025

    Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A Snag

    That Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players

    3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games

    And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 186: Every 6 Pack Is Born Out Of Trauma
    Aug 14 2025

    Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…Objects

    That Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple

    3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names

    And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism Hellscape, Ball Reveres, The Great Reversal, Street Meat, Zendaya, The Gatorade League, The Haderers, Rich Fat Cats, Low Gators, The Vangroovers


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ep. 185: Was Fu-Schnickens Too Persnickety?
    Jul 29 2025

    Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals

    3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas

    That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career

    And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE Stallion/Kermit THEE Frog, Houston-based Entities, The Milwaukee Blip, The On Paper Clippers, Fourth Meal, Whataburger, 4 Point Specialists, The Shooting Stars Challenge, Fu-Schnickens, Def Jeff Vs Deaf Jeff, Shaq Knife, Aladocious


    Sponsor: Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity in the easiest way possible by going to www.tabforacause.org/horse


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
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