Episodes

  • Ep. 191: Even Commissioner Gordon Worked With Billionaires (‘25–’26 NBA Drama Draft)
    Oct 21 2025

    Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA Finals

    The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season

    And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole Party In New Orleans, Praying For Buzelis, Wardrobe-Related Drama, All Caps PROBLEMS, Baby Stem Cells, Heat Culture, Alliterative Players, Shaolin Monks, Zenby, Zachramento, Beam Team, Cherry Blossoms, Tickle Me Pink, GO BOGGS!


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 190: Give Phee Her Phlowers
    Oct 7 2025

    Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day

    And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen Fist, Brotherly Bang, Spicy Statements, Generic Playoff Success


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 189: Balling While Burgering
    Sep 23 2025

    Full Court Press: Hall Of Fame Inductions, WNBA Playoffs Begin, Kawhi Leonard Drama

    That Actually Happened: Adam & Mike Played In A Comedians Basketball Tournament

    And Also: The Stepien Rule, Rookie of the Year, Adam MamaWAWA, Rubber Duckies, Loose Kids, Physique & Gear, Pretty Boys, Sprinting Sports, Kevin Love Passes, Tyler Kolek, Cute Little Bangs, Spiciness In La La Land, Pigeon Coos


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Ep. 188: We’re Not Gonna Police The Pants
    Sep 11 2025

    Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Out For The Season & The Kawhi Leonard Clippers Drama

    3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best/Worst Things To Do During A Game Of Pickup Basketball

    And Also: Thong Sandals, Middle School Dances, Tricky Layups, Rings-Oriented Organizations, Honey Deuces, Chalices, Carbon Credits, The Aspiration Dome, Live On Kenny ❤️


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ep. 187: Bang For Your Lack Of A Buck
    Aug 26 2025

    Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A Snag

    That Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players

    3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games

    And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 186: Every 6 Pack Is Born Out Of Trauma
    Aug 14 2025

    Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…Objects

    That Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple

    3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names

    And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism Hellscape, Ball Reveres, The Great Reversal, Street Meat, Zendaya, The Gatorade League, The Haderers, Rich Fat Cats, Low Gators, The Vangroovers


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ep. 185: Was Fu-Schnickens Too Persnickety?
    Jul 29 2025

    Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals

    3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas

    That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career

    And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE Stallion/Kermit THEE Frog, Houston-based Entities, The Milwaukee Blip, The On Paper Clippers, Fourth Meal, Whataburger, 4 Point Specialists, The Shooting Stars Challenge, Fu-Schnickens, Def Jeff Vs Deaf Jeff, Shaq Knife, Aladocious


    Sponsor: Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity in the easiest way possible by going to www.tabforacause.org/horse


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Ep. 184: You Come Home With Crumbs (w/ Gabe Henry)
    Jul 15 2025

    Full Court Press: WNBA Expansion, NBA Trades/Free Agent Frenzy

    An Interview With: Author (And Softball Teammate of Adam/Mike’s) Gabe Henry

    And Also: Booze Cruise, Wiggly Babies, Scooter Luggage, Practical King, Waive And Stretch, Red Ass, Simplified Spelling, Powdered Wigs, Feathered Quills, Crinkly Dirt, Nucular, Repressed Horse Trauma, Mrs. Pramburger, Llamaphones

    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!

    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 10 mins