Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A Snag

That Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players

3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games

And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

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On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…Objects

That Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple

3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names

And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism Hellscape, Ball Reveres, The Great Reversal, Street Meat, Zendaya, The Gatorade League, The Haderers, Rich Fat Cats, Low Gators, The Vangroovers

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals

3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas

That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career

And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE Stallion/Kermit THEE Frog, Houston-based Entities, The Milwaukee Blip, The On Paper Clippers, Fourth Meal, Whataburger, 4 Point Specialists, The Shooting Stars Challenge, Fu-Schnickens, Def Jeff Vs Deaf Jeff, Shaq Knife, Aladocious

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: WNBA Expansion, NBA Trades/Free Agent Frenzy

An Interview With: Author (And Softball Teammate of Adam/Mike’s) Gabe Henry

And Also: Booze Cruise, Wiggly Babies, Scooter Luggage, Practical King, Waive And Stretch, Red Ass, Simplified Spelling, Powdered Wigs, Feathered Quills, Crinkly Dirt, Nucular, Repressed Horse Trauma, Mrs. Pramburger, Llamaphones

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: NBA Finals Drama, Knicks’ Coaching Search, Don Nelson Is TAN

An Interview With: Social Media Personality @littlebigliz (of NBA Recap Fame)

And Also: Malonga Madness, Apology Bang, First Quarter Bang, Marv Albert, Nelly Kush, Steph Night Night, Unabashedly Homeristic, Friendly Chokeholds, BabyFace Jones, Marcel The Shell, Salad Fingers, Business Jaylen, Jesus Jalen, Court Jaylen, Spandex Boys, Jalen Power Rankings, Full Doris, Centaurs, Grok

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Thibs Gets Fired, NBA Finals Matchup Is Set, WNBA Early Season Returns

An NBA Finals Preview With: Stand-Up Comic Tim McLaughlin and Emmy-Award Nominated Saturday Night Live Writer/Comic Steven Castillo

And Also: Wooden Cow Museum, Paradigm Shift, HE GONE, Throat Lozenges, Soothing Throats, Pegasus, Valerie The Cloud, Bay Creatures, Valerie The Valkyrie Seal, Thibs Vs Tabs, Sleepy Joe, Esssnake!, Red Pill, Lil Nas X, Fruit Roll-Up, Meat Off, Knights Of Columbus, The Flaming Lips Guy, Gas Station TV’s, Love’s Gas Station, Angels In The Outfield, HORSE Curse, Elmer Fudd-Lookin Ass, Carushow, Horse Suits

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!

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MEGA Full Court Press: All-Things NBA Playoffs & Draft Lottery Mayhem

And Also: Dashboard Confessional, Aforementioned Destruction, Normalish World, The Skunk Room, Lateral Shuffling, Hubbubbing, Weird Time Zone Mode, Big Balls Celebration, Super Duper Luxury Tax, Secret Stuff, Silent Yelling, F**k Them Picks, Thunderwolves, Bedraggled, Frozen Envelope, Bad Team Tournament, Sauna-ish

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- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.