Publisher's Summary

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.
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Episodes
  • My Biddy Aunt: Overhead kickers
    Apr 17 2026

    The Ramble Intercontinental Senate lies in ruin after Jimbabwe destroyed both Donaco and Spelgium. All hope seems lost, but a ray of light has broken through. Is that... the Luke Nation?


    Marcus is back on his feet, ready to referee a Biddy bout between these two Herculean beasts.


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    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.


    ***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***

    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    24 mins
  • The Preview Show: Susan Perk
    Apr 17 2026

    It's the one we've all been waiting for, ladies and gents. On a particularly superb Sunday, Manchester City host Arsenal right in the upper echelons of the Premier League. The unstoppable-looking force meets the moveable object, I suppose you could say.


    Jim joins Marcus and Luke to continue his nail-biting. Meanwhile, Fiorentina's ABBA goal music prompts Luke to assemble the 'Hologram XI', and Jonjo Shelvey drags the Kingdom's name into the mud. Bugger off, Jonj. Never liked you anyway.


    Get your Ramble merch HERE.


    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.


    ***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***

    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    55 mins
  • Control is overrated
    Apr 16 2026

    We learnt one thing last night and it’s that everyone should take a leaf out of Keggy’s book and commit to full chaos.


    Marcus and Luke are here to reflect on a Champions League classic between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the only game last night. We also re-live another tough watch at the Emirates, where Arsenal appear to be riding a roller coaster without any of the joy.


    Get your Ramble merch HERE.


    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.


    ***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***

    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    40 mins
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