Episodes

  • 114 - Post Malone Oreo ASMR Mukbang Review
    May 10 2025

    Gabe discusses his experience with Post Malone's exclusive Oreo, which he found unimpressive. He reflects on a two-month hiatus from podcasting, expressing hope for listeners' well-being. Gabe shares his foray into online sports gambling, detailing the addictive nature and the variety of bets available. He recounts a palm reading experience in New Orleans and his recent interest in sports betting. Gabe also discusses his sleep apnea diagnosis, the challenges of obtaining a CPAP machine, and his work with Character AI, focusing on identifying harmful content. He concludes with personal reflections on his mother's health and his decision to join the military.

    Speaker 1 recounts purchasing a CPAP device for $150, only to find it infested with cockroaches. After cleaning and repairing it, they found it effective for sleep apnea, especially with a nose strip and mouth tape. They also discuss a movie they found underwhelming, criticizing its lack of originality and over-reliance on gimmicks. Additionally, Speaker 1 shares their work experience with Character AI, a chatbot website where users create personalized characters, and their role in moderating content related to suicide and eating disorders. They express discomfort with the site's existence and its impact on society.

    The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with a companion series, criticizing its lack of innovation and interesting twists. They discuss using ChatGPT for therapeutic purposes and the challenges of nursing jobs in Louisiana. The speaker is considering enlisting in the military due to financial stability and a desire for change. They also address their mother's ongoing health issues, suspected to be psychosomatic, and her reluctance to seek help. The speaker feels burdened by their mother's emotional needs and struggles with their own emotional response, including anger and guilt. They plan to make significant life changes in the coming months.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 113 - Call of Duty Mardi Gras 6
    Mar 5 2025

    Guilt trips triggered by tickling and choking, reactivations, MEPS, Call of Duty Enlistment lounge, Dr. Marc pittman, Rush Limbaugh, Clintons, Ben carson, Costco membership, Near death chicken bake experience, Superbowl opening day, Watching old home movies, seeing your parents pain, watching your mom vlog, Sam Hyde show, Dominican Republic with filipinos, All-inclusive resorts, A return to antinatalism, from a Buddhist Taoist perspective, Using my ancestrydna results to prove that I'm 20% nazi, mardi gras, new orleans

    Having severe moments of paranoia that I am going crazy or that I've been crazy and locked up in the hospital and that everyone in my life is a psych nurse or a doctor. Thinking about phuong. Someone who had a lot of her shit together for the first 40 years of her life and just suddenly couldn't function anymore. That her brain suddenly decided it wasn't worth running from death anymore. Like I keep thinking I'm dying and all of this is some delusion in my head, keeping me peaceful and content. the ultimate cope

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • 112 - Bourbon Street New Years
    Jan 3 2025

    christmas eve was nice, christmas day was nice, new years eve was nice

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 111 - Chismas
    Dec 23 2024
    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 110 - Japan Vs New Jersey (feat. Gypsy-Rose "Sadie" Blanchard)
    Nov 23 2024

    @sadie_rom

    my tailbone hurted

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    3 hrs and 28 mins
  • 109 - Post Hinchcliffe World (feat. Daddy Yankee)
    Nov 9 2024

    Japan is so cool that I've decided to enlist

    I got a testicle massage and it was amazing (not sexual)

    There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.

    Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.

    The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.

    The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.

    The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.

    Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly called me and said she was ultra pissed that I allowed another woman to touch me and see me naked... despite me telling her over and over again that the woman is sixty years old and that this is not a sexual massage. Women, lol.

    In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 108 - Post Diddy World (feat. Joker Diddy)
    Oct 14 2024

    Pre Japan 10-14-2024

    POV falling in love thanks to NYT ASMR 36 Questions to Fall in Love based on some pop psychology mumbo jumbo himbo bimbo vending machine panties pumpkin spice cold brew creamed tractor supply company word salad buzzwords algorithm hashtag description metadata

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    1 hr
  • 107 - Evolution of Diary (feat. Judson Laipply)
    Oct 2 2024

    boohoo trust issues boohoo she read my journal wahhhhh

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    1 hr and 30 mins