• Eating Pudding With Forks & The Science of Being Stupid Together
    Nov 25 2025

    What if the secret to high-performing teams and genuine human connection isn't more professionalism—but less? This episode reveals the surprising science behind why adults waddling like penguins might be the most sophisticated thing they do all week. From a psychiatrist who discovered that murderers shared one startling childhood characteristic, to hundreds of Germans gathering in parks to eat pudding with forks, host David Carson uncovers a pattern modern life is desperately trying to eliminate: collective foolishness isn't frivolous—it's fundamental.

    Through decades of neuroscience and Harvard business studies, this episode proves that thriving groups aren't the ones who stay dignified—they're the ones willing to look ridiculous together. You'll discover why water balloon fights and tomato-throwing festivals build trust faster than any team-building exercise, why the word "constulting" needs a comeback, and how synchronized stupidity might be Gen Z's answer to chaotic times. Fair warning: by the end, you'll want to gather your most serious colleagues and do something deeply, publicly pointless.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    24 mins
  • Why Intentional Quitting is the Key to Success
    Nov 18 2025

    What if everything we’ve been told about grit, persistence, and “never giving up” is actually… backwards? In this week’s episode of Dumbify, David Carson digs into the taboo idea that quitting might not be weakness. It might be a great strategy. David unpacks why forcing ourselves to stick with things we hate doesn’t build character, it just builds resentment. From Seth Godin’s heretical book The Dip to Steve Jobs’ career-defining walkouts, the evidence piles up. The people who succeed aren’t the ones who grind forever, they’re the ones who quit smart and redirect their energy.

    This episode will make you rethink every motivational poster you’ve ever seen. Why do Olympic athletes quit sports constantly before finding their lane? Why did Steve Jobs’ biggest wins only happen because he walked away at the right time? And why does your brain trick you into persevering long after you should have bailed? Tune in to hear how the cult of “never give up” might be holding you back, and why your most valuable skill could be quitting.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    26 mins
  • The Strange World of Cheese Influencers (and the Secret to Finding Joy)
    Nov 11 2025

    Stumble into the strange world of cheese influencers — people with millions of followers who’ve turned arranging dairy into high art, internet fame, and, occasionally, full-blown drama. From the rise of Marissa Mullen’s “Cheese by Numbers” empire to a moldy disaster involving mega-influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul, this world is way sharper than you’d think.

    But this episode isn’t really about cheese. It’s about why our brains light up when we take something — anything — and treat it like a craft. Along the way: a humiliating cheese board fail, mystical dairy fortune-telling, and a challenge that just might make you a little happier, one slice at a time.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    25 mins
  • From Trip to Dip: LSD, Nachos, and Botox
    Nov 4 2025

    Imagine accidentally changing the course of history because you forgot to wash your hands, panicked in a kitchen, or misread a wrinkle. This episode of Dumbify takes you on a wild ride—literally starting with a sweaty Swiss chemist tripping through the streets on a bicycle after inventing LSD by mistake. From there, we dive into how a deadly toxin became the multi-billion-dollar beauty industry we now know as Botox, and how one desperate maitre d’ invented nachos to appease a group of ravenous Army wives.

    These three stories have nothing in common—until you see the hidden thread. They weren’t acts of genius. They were “oh crap, what now?” moments that spiraled into mind-altering revolutions, frozen foreheads, and stadium snacks. Tune in to discover why some of the world’s biggest breakthroughs happen not because someone had a brilliant plan, but because they didn’t think it through at all.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    25 mins
  • When Hairspray Robs a Bank — Real Crimes Too Dumb to Fail
    Oct 28 2025

    Most heist stories are about genius criminals outsmarting the system. This one is about idiots who broke it wide open. In this episode of Dumbify, David Carson takes you inside three real crimes so absurd they sound like rejected SNL sketches: a $100 million diamond heist pulled off with nothing but hairspray and Styrofoam takeout containers, a smuggler who disguised ostrich eggs as… avocados, and a con man who sold people an entire country that didn’t exist.

    These schemes shouldn’t have worked. They should have collapsed under the sheer weight of their own stupidity. And yet, they didn’t. Along the way, David uncovers a strange truth: sometimes, the dumber the idea, the more invisible it becomes. If you’ve ever wondered how pure absurdity can defeat billion-dollar systems, this episode will have you laughing, cringing, and rethinking how you see the line between brilliance and idiocy.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    24 mins
  • Why Benjamin Franklin Sat Naked Every Morning (And What It Teaches Us About Innovation)
    Oct 21 2025

    Join David Carson on Dumbify as we dive headfirst into the gloriously peculiar mind of Benjamin Franklin, a man who believed the path to brilliance was paved with audacity and the occasional naked air bath. Everyone knows he flew a kite, but fewer know he penned a deadpan treatise suggesting science should invent pills to make farts smell like roses. This episode unpacks how Franklin's most outlandish, cringe-inducing ideas—from wrestling lightning to advocating for deliberately infecting children with smallpox—weren't just pranks. To him, they were serious experiments, tapping into what we now call "the taboo innovation law": the idea that society's greatest discomforts often hide its biggest problems, begging for delightfully counter-intuitive solutions.

    Discover why Franklin, the ultimate patron saint of "thinking wrong on purpose," fearlessly leaned into the very things everyone else was too polite, too afraid, or too conventional to touch. We'll explore how his willingness to be perceived as utterly unhinged ultimately nudged humanity forward, and challenge you with "The Perpetual Squirm" to find your own hidden genius in the everyday absurdities. Prepare to laugh, squirm, and forever change how you view those unspoken moments of awkwardness.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    28 mins
  • Cirque du Soleil & The Savannah Bananas: Why the Smartest Move is to Quit the Game
    Oct 14 2025

    Are you exhausted fighting for attention in crowded markets, battling for diminishing returns, and playing by rules that no longer serve you? In this captivating episode, David Carson reveals the counterintuitive truth behind massive success: sometimes, the smartest move is to stop competing entirely. From his own "pathetic networking event" that sparked a multi-million dollar partnership, to the revolutionary rise of Cirque du Soleil and the wildly popular Savannah Bananas, discover how the bravest innovators walked away from dying industries to create entirely new categories, making their competition utterly irrelevant.

    Unpack the fascinating science behind "liminal thinking" and learn why your brain thrives when you dare to create something genuinely new. This episode isn't just about business strategy; it's about redefining success by ditching the old rules and creating your own vibrant, uncontested space. If you're ready to stop fighting for scraps and instead build your own feast, this is the essential listen that will empower you to find your empty room, throw your own weird party, and attract an audience desperate for exactly what you offer.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    28 mins
  • What Makes You Weird Makes You Memorable
    Oct 7 2025

    In this episode of Dumbify, I unpack a painful truth I learned too late: the things that make you feel like the odd kid in homeroom are often the very traits that make you unforgettable. From my own New York Times “corporate cosplay” disaster to Julia Child refusing to sand down her quirks for a book deal, we explore how leaning into your weird can turn you from forgettable to magnetic.

    Then we go deeper with Temple Grandin, whose autism gave her a sensory perspective that revolutionized livestock handling worldwide. Backed by science on cognitive diversity and outsider thinking, this episode is a love letter to your quirks, your odd angles, your “essential what-ness.” If you’ve ever been told to tone it down, make it more normal, or fit the mold, this is your permission slip to do the opposite—and get remembered for it.

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    Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

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    26 mins