What happens when a Harvard student ditches her iPhone, adopts three “dumbphones,” and inspires a nationwide movement to scroll less and think more? Welcome to the age of Appstinence.

In this episode of Dumbify, host David Carson digs into the absurdly brilliant rise of digital downgrade culture. You’ll meet Gabriella Wynne, the flip-phone-wielding ringleader of a growing student rebellion that’s swapping screen addiction for silence, solitude, and something terrifyingly rare: original thought.

Carson takes you from the brains of bored teenagers to the brains of neuroscientists, connecting slot machine psychology to scroll fatigue, and showing how tiny acts of digital inconvenience can unlock massive creative freedom. You’ll learn about the Light Phone (which doesn’t even have Siri — she’d have a panic attack) and why more people are paying $599 to not download another app. You’ll even get Carson’s “Ladder of Inconvenience” — a step-by-step plan to dumb down your phone without burning your life to the ground.

If you've ever reached for your phone during a funeral, or caught yourself swiping at a photograph, this episode is for you.

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Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

David Carson dives into the shadowy underworld of what he calls anti-memes: ideas so weird, tender, or raw they resist being shared. They don’t trend, they don’t scale, and they sure as hell don’t come with a LinkedIn-approved success story. These are the whispers in your group chats, the half-formed thoughts that haunt your shower, the notes you label “Too Weird to Try.”

Through stories that range from rogue pumpkins to reverse piñatas, daylight savings rants to Greta Thunberg’s awkward brilliance, we explore why the best ideas often start out sounding cringey—and how “cringe” might just be creativity’s immune system.

Oh, and there’s a word of the day that sounds fake but isn’t.

By the end, you might not go viral, but you will want to start a group chat called “Weirdos Only.”

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Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.

In this episode of Dumbify, David Carson explores the magnificently dumb—and disturbingly genius—world of Fake My Run, a website that generates completely fake, wildly convincing workout data. But this isn’t just a prank. It’s a philosophical takedown of fitness culture itself.

Created by 26-year-old Dutch developer Arthur Buffard, Fake My Run lets you “exercise” from the comfort of your couch while racking up imaginary marathons through Antarctica. It’s funny… until you realize it’s also true. Because in a world where people pay strangers (Strava mules!) to run on their behalf for social clout, what even counts as real anymore?

Arthur didn’t build an app—he performed a reductio ad absurdum, pushing fitness culture to its most ridiculous extreme and holding up a mirror. The reflection? A species more obsessed with posting their run than running it. David follows this thread to its wild conclusion—and even runs a weeklong social experiment of his own.

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Dumbify celebrates ideas so weird, wrong, or wildly impractical… they just might be brilliant. Hosted by David Carson, a serial entrepreneur behind multiple hundred-million-dollar companies and the go-to secret weapon for companies looking to unlock new markets through unconventional thinking. Dumbify dives into the messy, counter-intuitive side of creativity — the “dumb” ideas that built empires, broke rules, and ended up changing everything.