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Don't Make It Weird

By: Daniel Quigley & Dinasaurus
  • Summary

  • Two amateur authors and amateur humans—Daniel and Dina—discuss all things writing and books, and re-tell chaotic life adventures from cults to exes that think they’re horses. We’ve got you covered in this comedic and sarcastic, life-centered podcast. Follow us as we fail to not make it weird.
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Episodes
  • The One With Dzintra Sullivan
    Mar 18 2024

    If you've ever wondered whether an elephant is more akin to a dog or a cat, or if you've found yourself lost in the peculiarities of Australian slang, buckle up for this wild literary escapade. With the brilliant Dzintra (Zee) Sullivan in the mix, we're throwing the rulebook out the window and serving up a feast of storytelling with a side of irreverent humor. From character games that will have you guessing alongside us to a hearty debate on the hierarchy of potato dishes, this episode has it all - including a pinch of philosophy and a sprinkle of survival tips.

    Step right up for a comedic guessing game that explores which literary characters capture the hearts of authors worldwide, featuring a lineup from Frodo Baggins to Cinderella. But it's not just about the iconic characters; we're also tearing down the curtains to reveal the oddities and quirks within the English language and storytelling. Zee leads the charge with her insights into character development and the colorful world of indie publishing, making this episode a treasure trove for writers and readers alike.

    We're rounding off the shenanigans with a foray into the world of cringe-worthy erotic literature. Be forewarned, it's as hilariously uncomfortable as it sounds. And for the pièce de résistance, Zee tackles the ultimate challenge of pitching her "Days of Death" series in a single heartbeat. So, if you're ready for a good chuckle and a peek behind the literary curtain with a crew that doesn't take themselves too seriously, pull up a chair and lend us your ears. You're in for quite the show.

    Dzintra Sullivan's Website: https://www.booksbydzintra.com/
    Dzintra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DzintraSullivan

    Support the show

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The One With Mike Jones: The Musical
    Feb 19 2024

    Daniel and Dinasaurus, your beloved raconteurs, are back to whisk you through a whirlwind of absurdities and heartfelt realness in this week's brand new episode of Don't Make It Weird. This time, Producer Sean forgot to record the footage for the first 20 minutes. OOPS!

    From Dina's quick-witted recap of what we missed, to Danq's progressive shirt unbuttoning, we explore the lighter side of our week, peppered with nostalgic dives into Neopets and Webkins. And when life throws curveballs in the form of family emergencies and pet predicaments, we tackle them head-on, proving that humor can be the best medicine.

    As the conversation takes a turn through the chaos of the Word Association Game, you'll witness our brains zigzag from the great outdoors to the enigmatic Mike Jones, all while we try (and often spectacularly fail) to stick to the rules. But it's not all fun and games—when writer's block rears its ugly head, we lay bare our souls and share the survival tactics that keep our pens moving. Whether it's a detour onto Reddit or embracing a new muse, we shed light on the conundrums of the creative process, with a side of our signature wit.

    Hold onto your seats, because the ride gets wilder as we dial up Stevie Wildcard for an uproarious chat about dinosaur-human romances (you read that right) and the intricate details of the cloaca. This chapter isn't for the faint of heart, but it's guaranteed to leave you in stitches—or at least with an eyebrow raised in intrigue. From poignant pet anecdotes to crafting the perfect conspiracy theory with friends, Don't Make It Weird is a melting pot of the peculiar and profound. 

    Support the show

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    51 mins
  • The One With The Flibbertigibbets
    Feb 6 2024

    Ever found yourself in the aftermath of a shower, faced with a toilet disaster that has you contemplating life choices? Yeah, us too—and we're spilling it all in this episode! Join Daniel and Dinasaurus, along with our quick-witted Producer Sean, as we navigate through the murky waters of bathroom blunders with a side of Sunny D Vodka Seltzers. Prepare to cringe and chuckle as we share stories that are just too outrageous to keep to ourselves.

    Bathroom humor aside, we're taking the plunge into the untold tales behind Disney classics, offering a fresh and comical take on 'The Little Mermaid' and the myths surrounding sex education in animation. Dina's Tiktok Conspiracy Corner might just have you questioning reality—or at least, the reality of social media. Plus, we're giving some much-deserved shoutouts to our community, so don't miss out on your chance to be part of the weird and wonderful banter!

    Wrapping up with a game of 'Weird Definitions,’ where we try our hand at guessing the meanings of the most bizarre words we can find—let's just say, our vocabulary may never be the same again. And as if that wasn't enough, we're ending with a spirited debate over the proper measurement of shots, because let's face it, size does matter—when it comes to your drinks, that is. So, grab a beverage (measured correctly, please) and settle in for an episode full of unexpected twists, gut-busting laughter, and a bit of learning on the side. Cheers, weirdos!

    Support the show

    Daniel's website: https://dumps4danq.com
    Dina's website: https://dinasaurusd.com

    You can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!

    Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRD

    Don't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcast
    Daniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthing
    Dina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusd
    Producer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholdu

    Music Credit:
    Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusique
    Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
    Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swing
    Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

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    1 hr and 26 mins

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