Episode 125: The One Where Dina Learns What an Orgasm Is

Welcome back to Don’t Make It Weird, your comedy, storytelling, and absolute-chaos podcast for humans BY humans. This week… oh boy. Dina accidentally uncovers the TRUE meaning of “orgasm” at age 10, and we go on a journey together.

PLUS:

• Reboot Roulette: Daniel reboots The Bible into a Mad Max sex comedy starring Kevin Hart and The Rock.
• Titanic: Space Opera Edition: Dina invents a whole new novel mid-episode.
• Creepy Voicemails: Whispering, ghost-cum, and Daniel begging the audience for deranged messages.
• The Baby Foreskin Bed: The most cursed Cringey Copulation entry of all time.
• Accountabilibuddy Updates: Everyone is writing, even Sean.
• Shower Thoughts: Daniel finally has a REAL one.
• Dina Learns the Internet: The 2003 Flash-era classic The End of the World melts her brain.

This episode has everything: cult sex-ed trauma, disastrous analogies, kangaroos saying “WTF mate,” and Daniel trying desperately not to get subpoenaed.

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