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Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

By: Complexly
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 Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).© © Complexly Personal Development Personal Success Philosophy Social Sciences
Episodes
  • 430: A Yawn Across Time

    430: A Yawn Across Time
    Oct 29 2025

    Would it be harder to swim in lava or water? Why do I have one long white hair that grows from my face cheek? What would the stars look like if I were moving faster than light, like the Enterprise in Star Trek? What role do John and Hank play with Partners In Health? How does gravity impact digestion? What is the longest length of time a yawn has been spread? Why is everything so hard? Can you quell my fears about AI? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.


    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    50 mins
  • 429: The Mouse Layer

    429: The Mouse Layer
    Oct 22 2025

    Why don’t ants drown when it rains? Why is my car covered in bees? How do I balance a profession I love with wanting to have a life outside of work? Why is it easy to put my feet in water, but it’s uncomfortable to get my shoulders in water? How do I help my child navigate questions and fears about religion? Is the “membership rate” in A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor based on a valid economic theory or is it just a plot device? I accidentally walked into my neighbor’s dorm, do I have to go back and apologize even though I’m dying of embarrassment? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.


    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.



    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    36 mins
  • 428: Hard Pivot to Balls

    428: Hard Pivot to Balls
    Oct 15 2025

    If humanity is around long enough, could another species evolve to look like us to deter predators? What did people do when they woke up before the existence of phones? What’s your favorite replacement for a swear word? How do purple baby carrots exist? How do I cope with the end of childhood? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.


    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.



    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    44 mins
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These guys are hilarious, educational, philosophical and are compassionate companions on my drive to and from work.

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