Episodes

  • 441: The Value of a Single Shoe
    Feb 18 2026

    How has your relationship with your audience changed? What’s a good lie to tell my coworkers about my butt surgery? Has anyone ever tasted the moon? What’s the highest altitude we have ever recorded a cloud? How long do I have to sit in the bath to touch every molecule of water? What is the value of a single shoe? How do I handle the information that we might live in a black hole? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    49 mins
  • 440: Barreling Ever Forward
    Feb 11 2026

    Can you paint in space? What does “48 business hours” mean? Why is everyone asking me about aliens? How do you deal with the ever-present weight of nostalgia? What happens if you throw a ball while skydiving? Why do humans like stickers? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    47 mins
  • 439: Division I Saint
    Jan 28 2026

    What is a patron saint? Do we all get eaten? How do flames decide where to go? How do trees stay standing? What happened to Hank’s hair? How do doctors decide where the needles go? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    50 mins
  • 438: The 2014 Episode
    Jan 21 2026

    What happened to John in 2014? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    57 mins
  • 437: Mouse Relay Intercept
    Jan 14 2026

    What would you want your clickbait title to be? What is a face? Why is an MRI so loud? Could Rome actually be built in a day? What is going on with the design of traffic lights? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    37 mins
  • 436: The Kelce Green Brother Bowl Brawl
    Jan 7 2026

    Can one physically de-escalate? Are my hands actually colder than other parts of my body? Why can I see my veins so well? What would the internet look like if it was a 3D space? How do I know if I’m doing enough for my students? What would it feel like to be hit by a gravitational wave? How do we know the distance between the Earth and the Sun? Do squirrels get bored? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    37 mins
  • 435: So Much Idea in That Idea
    Dec 17 2025

    Do we sweat the same way vegetables do? What should I do if a billionaire sits down at my dinner table? How do I feel sane in today’s world? Can you please tell my twelve year old son to go to sleep? How did we decide the geological time scales? When were chairs invented? How does John manage his fear of TB contamination? What is Salinger-ing? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    41 mins
  • DHJ434: Curt’s Fleas
    Dec 3 2025

    Why don’t John and Hank live in the same state? Where does the chapstick go after I apply it? When my phone runs out of battery, why can't I plug it in and immediately use it? If aliens landed on Earth long after the sun has died, would there still be signs of former human life? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    42 mins