Episodes

  • 391: High Priest of Beef Days
    Jun 12 2024

    Do we have the original copy of the declaration of independence? What animals would have been on Noah’s Ark? What do I do if I accidentally walk into a fancy restaurant? What do I do with an unused prom dress? How do I know if I’m a boring person? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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    50 mins
  • 390: Breathe Mars (w/ Dr. Katie Mack!)
    May 29 2024

    If everything was the exact same color, would we still be able to see? Why can't I take naps in contacts? How long does it take to get to space? What would you bring to Mars? How many people are asleep right now? If atoms are mostly space, why don't I fall through my chair? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    49 mins
  • Introducing The Universe
    May 22 2024

    John has launched a new podcast project with Katie Mack! Crash Course Pods: The Universe is a new limited series podcast where Dr. Katie Mack, a theoretical astrophysicist, walks John Green through the history of the entire universe - including the parts that haven’t been written yet.

    Join John and Katie as they discuss the Big Bang, cosmic dawn, black holes, and, eventually, the end of our universe.

    It’s available now on at https://youtube.com/CrashCourse and wherever podcasts are available.

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    48 mins
  • 389: Dear Honk and Jane
    May 15 2024

    What's the best way to hold an umbrella? What do I do with a life-sized Shaq? Are humans a super-organism? Why does espresso goop smell like burnt hair? Is 26 too late to start wearing sunscreen? What is a pet to do when their person sneezes? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    41 mins
  • 388: Turtle the Moon
    May 1 2024

    How could ping pong balls be considered a liquid? What do you mean "there's no free will"? What is toothpaste? What counts as a rare book? What is Applebees? What's the worst accent you got? What would happen if Gamera hugged the moon? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    46 mins
  • 387: Hard Pivot to Beef
    Apr 22 2024

    What are some good audiobooks? How do I relearn to chew? How do vitamins get assigned letters? How do I ask for money I was owed? How do I deal with a fear of worms? How do gel fingernails work? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    50 mins
  • 386: Play Me Some More Fiddle
    Apr 3 2024

    Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How do you quit Twitter? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? What happens to dirt displaced by coffins? Why do batteries bounce when they're dead? How do I balance socialization and personal time? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    39 mins
  • 385: Duology
    Mar 20 2024

    What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? How does a compass work in space? How do I be less judgmental? What's happening with the economy? Did astronauts know about low gravity on the moon before they got there? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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    46 mins