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  • 336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?

    336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
    Jan 9 2026

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    In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.

    Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:
    emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.

    This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.

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    00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos
    02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk
    09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts
    11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?
    14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online
    18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate
    20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online
    26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet
    33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations
    39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines
    45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer
    50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe
    55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling
    58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits
    01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?
    01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up

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    Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • 335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong

    335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong
    Jan 1 2026
    Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?!
    Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down:

    Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes
    Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer
    A wild LA night that ended in tattoos
    The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other
    Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe

    This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.

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    Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/
    Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/
    Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/

    00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary!
    00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast)
    01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth
    03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real
    04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions
    06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With
    09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever
    13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment
    15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story
    18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup
    19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone
    23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes
    27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares
    29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained
    31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber
    35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car?
    37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM
    38:42 – Would You Keep the Money?
    41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture
    45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill
    46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories
    52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story
    56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts

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    58 mins
  • 334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles

    334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles
    Dec 25 2025
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it.

    On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far.

    From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day.

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    00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys
    01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns
    04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult
    07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist
    13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws
    15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead
    18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad
    21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand
    31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic
    36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control
    43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes
    46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars
    51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals
    58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos
    1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections
    1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn Carter

    333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn Carter
    Dec 18 2025
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it.

    In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened.

    If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you.

    00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos
    09:14 – Official Introductions
    18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read
    20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love
    26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable
    31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities
    37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories
    41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times
    49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route
    56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces
    01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates
    01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life
    01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t)
    01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests
    01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS

    332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS
    Dec 12 2025
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    Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”

    Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.

    This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.

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    ⏱ CHAPTERS
    00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions
    01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told
    05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work
    06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story
    10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)
    11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story
    14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters
    19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***
    22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories
    27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men
    31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex
    36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights
    41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million
    47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her
    53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?
    1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work
    1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!

    331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!
    Dec 4 2025
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    Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!
    We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches.

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    Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn
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    0:00 | Cold Open Chaos
    0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again
    0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call
    1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check
    1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate
    3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation
    4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk
    5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭
    6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate
    7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories
    8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed
    9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story
    10:20 | Is Batman an Identity?
    11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag
    12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion
    16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂
    17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant
    18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story
    20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate
    22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats
    23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia
    23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations
    26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭
    34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month
    37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels
    39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney
    41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters
    42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences
    44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood
    45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories
    47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life
    52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?!
    55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does
    57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate
    58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia)
    1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story
    1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates
    1:11:11 | Sign-Off

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYS

    330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYS
    Nov 27 2025
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    This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement.

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    0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift
    0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In
    1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift
    2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics
    2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode
    2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles
    4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained
    5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age
    6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles
    7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement
    8:20 | Icebreakers Begin
    8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap
    10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan
    12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures
    13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories
    14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell??
    17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild
    19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking
    20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo
    23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?!
    25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes
    26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era
    28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild
    30:12 | Little People Hands Debate
    31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion
    32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush
    33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment
    36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color
    37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls
    39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?!
    40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences
    41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions?
    42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss
    44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken
    45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29
    47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster
    49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight
    51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read
    53:40 | Corey Bell Returns
    55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot!
    56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”?
    1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101
    1:03:12 | Miracle Made Sheets Ad Segment
    1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate
    1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 329: She Saw Dragons?!

    329: She Saw Dragons?!
    Nov 20 2025
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    On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up.

    🔥 TODAY’S STORIES

    Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule
    Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours
    Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean
    Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss
    The doctor who kept someone’s ARM
    Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons
    U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean
    Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts
    Presidents, racism, religion & chaos
    Survival meal after 21 days alone
    And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents

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    00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up
    00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock
    02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story
    03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga”
    08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality?
    12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific
    15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos
    17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying)
    20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor)
    22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff
    24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days
    26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?!
    34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story)
    40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp)
    46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read
    50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder
    52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist?
    54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities
    56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read
    01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs
    01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think
    01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets
    01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements
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    1 hr and 10 mins