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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

By: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟

    310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟
    Jul 10 2025
    Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally.
    From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories.

    👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son.

    🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included.
    Plus:

    Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer)

    A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯

    🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩
    👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore
    Producer: ⁨@HippieGoals⁩

    00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk
    01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A.
    03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad
    04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd
    06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About
    07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy
    09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials
    11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb
    13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer
    15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc
    17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom
    18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout
    20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered)
    23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic
    26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT
    29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills
    30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits
    32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?!
    34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom
    36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling
    38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups
    40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia
    41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection
    43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins
    43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park)
    45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House
    47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies
    50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons
    52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory
    54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion
    56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing?
    57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego
    59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name?
    59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor)
    01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws
    01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?!
    01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade
    01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin?
    01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale
    01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy
    01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?!
    01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell

    309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell
    Jul 5 2025
    In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…

    🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?

    We also get into:

    The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️
    Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)
    Sports uniform malfunctions
    Ridiculous Black family superstitions
    And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!

    This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.

    👇 Drop a comment:
    What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?

    🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos!

    00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs
    01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀
    04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap
    07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂
    10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants
    13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!
    18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)
    21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read
    23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk
    26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks
    30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions
    35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies
    39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams
    42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks
    44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked
    46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias
    47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢
    51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!
    54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos
    58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬

    S/O to BetterHelp
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    #DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 308: Roasts That Never Die, Tyler Perry Villains & AI Gone Too Far | DIYS Podcast

    308: Roasts That Never Die, Tyler Perry Villains & AI Gone Too Far | DIYS Podcast
    Jun 26 2025
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

    🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture.

    🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things!

    👕 Sponsored by:
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    💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments!

    🎧 Available on all podcast platforms.
    📱 Follow us on social:

    Patrick Cloud: @PatrickCloudChannel
    Tahir Moore: @tahirmoore
    Producer Hippie Goals: @HippieGoals

    📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles:
    00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy
    01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand
    05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere
    06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes
    08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real
    12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread
    17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO
    19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains
    22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film
    25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With
    26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂
    31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny
    34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes
    45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense
    48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback?
    52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line
    55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life
    58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New
    01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out

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    #RoastCulture
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    #ArtificialIntelligence
    #FutureTech
    #ScarySmart
    #NerdLife
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    #GamerTalk
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    #AstrologyTalk
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    1 hr and 9 mins

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