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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

By: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?

    336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
    Jan 9 2026

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    In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.

    Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:
    emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.

    This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.

    👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want

    00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos
    02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk
    09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts
    11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?
    14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online
    18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate
    20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online
    26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet
    33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations
    39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines
    45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer
    50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe
    55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling
    58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits
    01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?
    01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up

    💬 Question for the comments:
    Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • 335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong

    335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong
    Jan 1 2026
    Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?!
    Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down:

    Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes
    Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer
    A wild LA night that ended in tattoos
    The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other
    Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe

    This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.

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    Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/
    Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/
    Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/

    00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary!
    00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast)
    01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth
    03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real
    04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions
    06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With
    09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever
    13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment
    15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story
    18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup
    19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone
    23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes
    27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares
    29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained
    31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber
    35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car?
    37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM
    38:42 – Would You Keep the Money?
    41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture
    45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill
    46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories
    52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story
    56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts

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    58 mins
  • 334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles

    334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles
    Dec 25 2025
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it.

    On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far.

    From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day.

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    00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys
    01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns
    04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult
    07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist
    13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws
    15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead
    18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad
    21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand
    31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic
    36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control
    43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes
    46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars
    51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals
    58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos
    1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections
    1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up

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    1 hr and 3 mins
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