Gather round the crackling fireplace and learn of the many merry customs tariffs on Christmas decorations.

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By populist demand. Rules on cucumber shapes and sizings. The world famous Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88.

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ATLAS Magazine 2019: THE EUROPEAN CUCUMBER-REGULATION: The straight and narrow

European Commission press release: The return of the bendy cucumber: 'wonky' fruit and vegetables back on sale from 1st July

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We dedicate this one especially to E.U. leaders: How do you sleep at night?

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Satire for sleepyheads.

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Satire for sleepyheads.

Aoir do chodlatáin.

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DG SLEEP makes a colourful return to usher in a sleepy spring.

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Satire for sleepyheads.

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Drift away as the Night Elves revisit a Commission Directive that established the permissible sound power levels of lawnmowers.

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The Council kicks out the jams in this sweet Directive from 2001.

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Tonight, the night-elves of DG SLEEP tackle Council conclusions on maximising the role of grassroots sport in developing transversal skills, especially among young people.

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Satire for sleepyheads.

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