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Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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  • Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie

    Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie
    Jul 9 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

    I'm going to break your back, Batman.

    Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.

    He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

    Frank and beans!

    Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

    Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?
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    24 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach Movie

    Crispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach Movie
    Jul 1 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    No one is blaming Rio in this episode.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.

    The bots are NOT about cruises.

    Beach-offs and dongs.

    Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.

    Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.

    When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.


    Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol?

    What's that all about?
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    28 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #279 - Best Movie at Sea

    Crispy Coated Robots #279 - Best Movie at Sea
    Jun 24 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea.

    • Jim just got off a boat
    • Joseph is not a fan of drowning
    • Jason hates homemade submarines
    • Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutiny

    Shouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already!

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    39 mins

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