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Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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  • Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best TV Character Who Came After Season One
    Aug 26 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.

    Love Island… the worst.

    L.B.L.D

    You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.

    Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.

    All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters.

    Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish.

    Joseph is chastised and shamed for not having watched more than one season of “Better Call Saul”.

    Newman!

    What’s with the love of calzones?

    Can I use the bathroom?

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    29 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with Coffee
    Aug 19 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."

    Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.

    Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.

    Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.

    Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot.

    Iced coffee! Who knew?

    "Caffeine'll kill ya!"

    Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.

    Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers.

    Taste a bit nutty.

    Do you want a toe? I'll get you a toe.

    Why does the world's best cup of coffee taste like crap?

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    25 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be Made Today
    Aug 12 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.

    Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.

    Girls on trampolines.

    Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.

    GPS made this TV concept obsolete.

    No Ma'am!

    Jason is ready to party with a plunger.

    Willie, the robe!

    What car would be too controversial to be on TV today?

    What show had the original title "Not the Cosbys?

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    35 mins
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