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Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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  • Crispy Coated Robots #314 - Best Olympic Movies
    Feb 24 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze.


    Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies.

    Yes! Take that, Canada!!!

    The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch.

    Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema.

    Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever.

    Jim's admiration for a cinematic classic ends up being based on SCTV sketches.

    Jason loves Cool Runnings, but can't remember if he actually has seen it.


    Which beloved movie coach was actually hated by his team in real life?

    Why didn't they have chariots in the movie?

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    21 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV
    Feb 17 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode may be contagious.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather.


    Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French.

    Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines.

    Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly.

    I'll be your huckleberry

    Uncontrollable flatulants

    Stop pooping!


    Whose sneeze caused them to get caught?

    Who may have a case of network connectivity problems?


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    25 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name
    Feb 16 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

    Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

    The name Brick says it all.

    Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."

    Merkin Muffley... enough said.

    Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses!

    The actual name was Merkin Galore.

    What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

    Pistachio Disguisey? How about Lazy Writer?

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    20 mins
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