Episodes

  • Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best TV Character Who Came After Season One
    Aug 26 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.

    Love Island… the worst.

    L.B.L.D

    You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.

    Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.

    All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters.

    Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish.

    Joseph is chastised and shamed for not having watched more than one season of “Better Call Saul”.

    Newman!

    What’s with the love of calzones?

    Can I use the bathroom?

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    29 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with Coffee
    Aug 19 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."

    Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.

    Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.

    Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.

    Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot.

    Iced coffee! Who knew?

    "Caffeine'll kill ya!"

    Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.

    Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers.

    Taste a bit nutty.

    Do you want a toe? I'll get you a toe.

    Why does the world's best cup of coffee taste like crap?

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    25 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be Made Today
    Aug 12 2025

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    This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.

    Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.

    Girls on trampolines.

    Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.

    GPS made this TV concept obsolete.

    No Ma'am!

    Jason is ready to party with a plunger.

    Willie, the robe!

    What car would be too controversial to be on TV today?

    What show had the original title "Not the Cosbys?

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    35 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #285 - Best Period Comedy
    Aug 5 2025

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    The aggression against this episode will not stand.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.

    Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.

    Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns.

    Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later.

    Suffering and where to find great Chinese food.

    Fat, stupid, and drunk is no way to go through life, son.

    It's a sweater!

    The Mel Gibson fan can't watch JoJo Rabbit because of its anti-Semitism theme.

    Why does Jim still have clippings of old movie ads from the newspaper?

    Why does everyone in this show have a French accent like Maurice Chevalier?

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    29 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #284 - Best Underrated Game Shows
    Jul 29 2025

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    This episode was the number one answer among the 100 people surveyed.

    Jason, Joseph, and Jim talk about some of the most underrated television game shows.

    Jason finds family therapy with Family Feud.

    Gene, Gene the dancing machine.

    The boys come up with a whole new business model for Taxi companies to compete with shared ride services.

    We'll be back in two and two.

    In the butt Bob.


    What did comedians do before they all had Netflix specials?

    Which game show did Se7en steal it's most famous question from?

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    39 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #283 - Worst Superheroes
    Jul 22 2025

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    This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.

    I'm the Nightmower!!

    Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman.

    Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins.

    Jack Nicholas as "The Driver"

    Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language.

    Jason gets triggered AGAIN over Madame Web.

    The Makeup Department couldn't even bother with covering up Shaq's tattoo.

    What legendary actor was the voice of Nuclear Man?

    What dollar movie did Joseph ask for a refund?

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    33 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #282 - Best Drug Scene in a Movie
    Jul 15 2025

    Are you ever going to text me?

    Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies.

    Shame on you Mr. Stiller!

    Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.

    Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!

    People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.

    Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging methods used between heroin and cocaine.

    Jim performs his new impression of the transitional, Hispanic Pacino.

    No beta or blue blockers were used during the recording of this episode.

    What condition WAS my condition in?

    What song is playing when the Dude loses his roach?

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    28 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie
    Jul 9 2025

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    This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

    I'm going to break your back, Batman.

    Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.

    He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

    Frank and beans!

    Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

    Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?

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    24 mins