Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies.

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals.

Jason laments the death of his phone, especially when he needs a ride home.

Joseph was so moved by one funeral scene he had to went back to the theatre the next day to watch it again.

You're my boy, Blue!

HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

Jim loves a Hulk in a suit.

Who died as so many young men of his generation before his time?

Which clown was "shelled" to death by a rogue elephant?

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This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television.

More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice!

Joseph gives lessons on the chord formations of Smelly Cat.

Jim pays tribute to the original television musician.

The Monkees are finally inducted into the CCR Hall of Fame.

Nightman… anyone remember? He played a sax and shot lasers from his eyes.

An amusement park that boasted the tallest escalator.

Jason gives thanks to Lucille Ball for all of his sci-fi crushes.

Mouse Rat.

How many more candles was Little Sebastian honored with over Princess Diana?

Which Brady really fits the suit?

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This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags.

Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason.

Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight.

James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame.

I haven't had a carb since 2004.

I work with retards.

Jason and Joseph agree that they are getting old and don't like change.

Jason offends all Frenchmen (again).

NO WIRE COATHANGERS!

Which bot receives "Douche of the Day"?

How did Chet not make it on the list?

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This episode has more grizzle than any other episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters.

Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven.

You're gonna eat thunder and crap thunder.

I'm here to talk about "diabeetus".

Wes Hightower.

Jason and Joseph agree that a great performance can be unintelligible.

You're my boy, Blue!

Is it going to be different this time?

Why is the plumbing cartel preventing the production of a better designed toilet?

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This episode has Pocket Pool.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters.

Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard.

Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one damn bit.

Jim matches the carpet with the drapes.

While all three of the bots had a ventriloquist dummy. None of them had Franklin.

Jason is an ally to all redheads.

Joseph reveals his cartoon fetish.

Jim laments that one of his biggest regrets is chickening out to get Christina Hendricks' autograph.

Naked Clarabell!

Jim nails the deep, throaty impression of Lucille Ball.

Is it me, or is Ariel hot?

What was the biggest hit from the Recess Monkeys?

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This episode slappa da bass mon.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies.

I like the stretchy pants.

Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track.

Still, Alice is still depressing.

Hello Dolly? Hello, another Walter Matthau impression.

It's Merman!! Merman!!

You pulled a Munson.

How can you possibly not feel good about Dr. J and the Spinners in the same movie?

Did Neil Young really want to whip it?

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This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.

Love Island… the worst.

L.B.L.D

You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.

Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.

All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters.

Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish.

Joseph is chastised and shamed for not having watched more than one season of “Better Call Saul”.

Newman!

What’s with the love of calzones?

Can I use the bathroom?

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The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."

Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.

Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.

Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.

Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot.

Iced coffee! Who knew?

"Caffeine'll kill ya!"

Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.

Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers.

Taste a bit nutty.

Do you want a toe? I'll get you a toe.

Why does the world's best cup of coffee taste like crap?