Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!

Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead by Daylight killer “updates” — and by updates I mean they threw us some breadcrumbs while handing survivors the whole fuckin' bakery. Pyramid Head moves slower, Pig gets quality-of-life changes nobody asked for, and Franklin's Demise got NEUTERED!

Stick around for my complete mental breakdown, Victor’s retirement announcement, and me threatening to take the whole Dente family empire to a different asym horror game!

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Nicky's Body Count for Ep. 62:

• 37 fragile pallets built by Rick "Missionary Only" Grimes
• 14 rare items pulled from one skeleton key like a fuckin' magic show
• 1 Victor requiring emergency Prozac prescription
• 89 fog vials deployed creating "Tom Clancy bullshit" conditions
• 2,000 blood points awarded for failing at bear traps
• 4 therapy copays hitting the insurance out-of-pocket maximum
• 1 guide dog application submitted for legally blind Victor
• 666 GPS beams of holy light revealing generator locations
• 1 entire killer union filing discrimination charges
• 30 seconds of Jesus resurrection time before Michonne flops again
• 1 Victor whispering "troppi pallet" while staring at walls
• 0 twins buffs (STILL WAITING, BHVR!)

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Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.

We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?

Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.

Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:

• 47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits
• 1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method
• 17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard
• 1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”
• 2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)
• 3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor
• 1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors
• 1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channel
• Infinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades
• 1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tour

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Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.

Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated chaos:

• The Skull Merchant Debacle: We break down the one quote from a BHVR VFX artist that sent the entire Skull Merchant cult into a tailspin. You love to see it.
• Record-Breaking Numbers: Camping Them Softly had its biggest month ever. You're welcome for my service.
• A Word From The Don: My new life advice segment officially kicks off. You got problems? I got solutions. Don't like 'em? Fuggedaboutit.
• Twisted Masquerade is Trash: We drag this year's DbD anniversary event for its bullshit party pallets and cosmetics that look like they came from a dollar store.
• BHVR's Useless Survey: We take a look at the "choose-your-own-chapter" survey and tell you why it’s a waste of time when they should just be listening to me.
• Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?: This week, we head to Surrey, British Columbia. You'll hear the real, untold story of the infamous Caesar Cocktail Heist—a SABAM operation against the Tea Time Terror Squad's crumpet smuggling ring.

A Historic First: A Word From The Don

Episode 60 births a new fuckin' legacy. Think Dear Abby, but if Abby was a wiseguy from Little Italy who tells you your problems are stupid and you need to show more respect. I'm settlin' family feuds, declarin' war on lap dogs, and givin' out the kinda advice that gets results. Bow your heads. The Don has spoken.

NICKY'S OFFICIAL BODY COUNT FOR EPISODE 60

• 1 melted candle face (yours, from listenin' to my raw, unfiltered greatness).
• 5 tea-drinking British Claudettes sent back to their queen in a fuckin' box.
• 3 dead voice models that I personally resurrected with duct tape and spite.
• 1 dog's asshole parked on a dinner table. Friendship is temporary; respect is forever.
• 27 forced Limp Bizkit loops. Sorry, Fred, it was for the good of the show.
• 1 BHVR dev who had to go into witness protection after the Skull Merchant mains lost their minds.
• 4 gallons of Clamato juice, strategically deployed during our Canadian turf war.
• 12 of your lung-butter coughs that almost blew out the goddamn mic.
• 1 rage-quit during BHVR's pathetic choose-your-own-adventure survey.
• ∞ stunads who've been blessed with my life-changing advice.

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Description:

Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.
Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.

In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons. We lit that shit up.

We break down Springtrap’s Dead by Daylight arrival, the psychological warfare of crumpet macros, and premiere the first-ever Nicky DBD rap: “Entity Bars Vol. 1” (recorded entirely in fury).
If you like FNaF, DBD, flashbang loops, and cult-level survivor weirdness—this one’s for you.
If your name is Hayley? Fuggedaboutit.

Highlights:

• Springtrap comes to Dead by Daylight: lore breakdown, survivor salt, and Fazbear beef
• The Flashbang Cult of Plano: four Brads, one Rite of Looping
• Nicky responds to a 1-star review with maximum disrespect
• Debut of “Entity Bars Vol. 1” – a rap recorded mid-breakdown
• “Where the F*** Are the Viewers From?” returns with Texas heat

NICKY’S BODY COUNT™

• 4 Ace Brads flashbanged into confession
• 1 scented candle flashbang ritual ended in flames
• 6 flashlight-clickers reverse basemented
• 1 Hayley roasted harder than Olive Garden breadsticks
• 1 Fazbear sighting in a Coldwind locker
• 13 SEO triggers buried in marinara

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This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.

Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”

Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:

• Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arc
• Meatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refund
• Toxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHA
• Nicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 seconds
• The soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rant
• A listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.

And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:

• A flamingo hostage situation
• Two hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibits
• And a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UN

Springlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.

Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?

☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION

[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]

• 1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks
• 4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth
• 2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops
• 1 flamingo mildly traumatized
• 17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents
• 6 ragequits
• 1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”
• 3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it
• 1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand
• 0 regrets

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Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.

This week?
We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.

The theme?
Fat rappers.
Little meatballs.
And country music so bad it gave us actual chest pain.

ToxicTeacherTTV barely survives the chaos while trying to host a coherent show. Nicky starts a rap group, insults every Claudette main within earshot, and accuses the Wentzville town council of harboring anti-Italian tech. Meanwhile, Victor enters his rebellious teen phase and starts demanding royalties.

We also touch on:

• The “Toxic Tunz” rap collective (tagline: “So fat it’s disrespectful”)
• Nicky’s unconventional weight-loss tips, including rage-fueled cardio and screaming at the moon
• The “Chair That Betrayed Little Italy” (may it burn in marinara-soaked hell)
• A survivor who dares bring Earl Grey’s stream into the podcast chat—and pays the ultimate price.

• 1 illegal Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House
• 3 confirmed cardiac episodes: one real, two metaphorical
• 1 full Wentzville PD dispatch callout (unconfirmed if caused by the podcast)
• 2 country songs heard against our will
• 7 survivor mains verbally annihilated
• 1 near-death experience from laughter at Victor’s “Lil Meatball” mixtape drop
• 5 verses almost dropped by Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese (2 were technically just burps)
• 1 survivor main caught watching Earl Grey’s stream and promptly excommunicated from SABAM
• 1 airhorn button broken during the “Rap Battle of Little Italy”
• 1 chair discovered not facing Little Italy and ceremonially burned

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Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.

Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done...

BHVR dropped a new “Creator Program,” and Toxic’s got opinions hotter than Mama Marinara’s revenge sauce. Spoiler: if you don’t have 10,000 followers, you can kiss your perks goodbye and join the back of the influencer breadline.

PLUS—we crank the chaos to eleven with a rock opera update: “The World Chooses a Side” gets its bloodstained debut, Nicky claims credit for the entire genre of fog metal, and we preview the next violent hymn from the Church of Toxic.

And THEN... it's time for your favorite segment:
“Where the F* Are the Viewers From?”**
This week, Nicky “Noodle Arms” Dente returns from a grease-stained exile to take us on a totally accurate journey to Thessaloniki, Greece—complete with flaming cheese, golden spatulas, and a man named Yannis the Octopus who may or may not be running a black market offering ring.

Nicky’s Body Count – Ep 56:

• 1 animatronic bear body-slammed straight back to kindergarten
• 14 passive-aggressive swipes at BHVR’s Creator Program
• 3 direct violations of podcast “serious tone” within the first minute
• 5 gasps of disbelief from Toxic trying to understand Twitter
• 1 cultural crime against Italian sauces
• 7 completely unnecessary screams into the mic (minimum)
• 1 mysterious Greek man named Yannis who may be an Entity envoy
• All of Thessaloniki possibly on fire due to flaming cheese lore
• 1 disrespected chair that may or may not have faced away from Little Italy
• Countless burnt bridges with FNaF fans and BHVR interns

So grab your tea (if you’re into betrayal) or your espresso (if you have any respect left), and join us for the most unhinged, brutally honest, and hilariously offensive Dead by Daylight podcast around.

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Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.

Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.

Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.

We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.

💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 55

• 1 soundboard Satan summoned
• 3 LaBooboo executions proposed
• 7 rejected European listeners
• 2 rage fits over Pop Mart
• 1 Dwight concussed by locker
• 4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”
• 1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation
• 17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored
• 1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar
• 5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated
• 1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dolls

LaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts
Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized
Dwight IQ: Terminal
Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)

Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.

-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente

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