🎉 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RATS AND COWARDS, WELCOME TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY EPISODE 75!” 🎉

Tonight’s fabulous prizes include:

one Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey we beat to death,

one Arc Raiders extraction camping guide that ruins friendships,

and a complimentary serving of Victor from The Twins doing a belly flop into Dublin marinara.

We open with applause, cheering, and Toxic arguing with a 3.4 Spotify rating like it’s a survivor teabagging at 5 gens. You want a polished Dead by Daylight podcast? Wrong door, sweetheart. This is the 3.4-star clown car where the host forgets to censor the cold open, swears in the first 10 seconds, and then wonders why YouTube smothers the episode like a slug under a salt shaker.

Then the “Talking About Toxic” theme hits.

Suno: “Would you like a chill little intro?”

Camping Them Softly: “NO. PLAY EVERYTHING.”

Flutes, marimba, horns, spiritual crisis. The Dead by Daylight podcast intro sounds like a marching band falling down an escalator. Toxic loses his train of thought mid-theme and just keeps talking through it like a drunk game show host who refuses to leave the stage.

And then…

🎲 ROUND ONE: ARC RAIDERS EXTRACTION CAMPING 🎲

Toxic explains the Arc Raiders extraction shooter meta like he’s demonstrating a cursed Slap Chop:

• Step 1: Let them reach the extraction elevator.
• Step 2: Tell them “don’t shoot.”
• Step 3: Let them relax, feel safe, feel seen.
• Step 4: Delete the entire squad and take all their loot.

The PVE Arc Raiders players lose their minds. The PVP gremlins slow clap. A rando on Steam writes a full-blown tantrum calling Toxic:

• a rat,
• a coward,
• “decidedly NOT the cool kid”,
• and a washed streamer whose only co-host is an AI because nobody will do a “two-bit show” with him.

He even says he hopes Toxic “expires at some point.”

Over pixels. In an extraction shooter. For camping the elevator.

So what do we do, kids?

Correct — WE READ THE WHOLE THING ON AIR.

Line by line. Name by name.

Nicky A.I. Dente shows up like, “Yes, king, drag him,” and immediately repackages the insults as marketing copy for this very Dead by Daylight / Arc Raiders podcast.

Then the wheel spins and lands on:

🎲 ROUND TWO: DEAD BY DAYLIGHT 2v8 SURVEY FROM HELL 🎲

BHVR drops a Dead by Daylight 2v8 player satisfaction survey, and it reads like it was written by someone who has seen exactly one screenshot of the game on LinkedIn.

• “I like playing this game mode.”
• “I had a good time.”
• “I feel attached to these characters.”

Toxic is hovering over “Very Dissatisfied” on every question like it’s his basic attack.

Nicky keeps clicking “Agree” just to watch the world burn because “it’s like watching a multi-car pileup in clown makeup and I’m not looking away.”

They roast:

• How 2v8 mode feels like Normandy with party hats — eight survivors running a block party while the killers are storming the beach.
• How slow killers in 2v8 are basically background decorations.
• How the Dead by Daylight survey is all vibes, no truth — zero killer-main questions, maximum corporate buzzword sludge.

Somewhere around page three of this corporate nonsense, Toxic announces the survey is garbage and bails out mid-form....