Episodes

  • Sydney “MAGA Hat” Sweeney
    May 6 2024

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is.

    While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime.

    Her other crimes include, complaining about money while buying a mansion, standing next to some controversial figures and lying about her previous jobs.

    But do the sentences match the charges?

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    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

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    40 mins
  • Introducing Our New Show: The Baby Bubble
    May 2 2024

    We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble.

    Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.

    You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.

    And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.

    So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us?

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    Hosts: Clare Stephens & Jessie Stephens
    Producer: Taylah Strano
    Audio Producer: Thom Lyon

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    28 mins
  • Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt
    Apr 29 2024

    According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity...

    But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what the Cancelled courtroom is all about.

    But, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide.

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Scott Stronach

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    39 mins
  • Claire "Cry Face" Danes
    Apr 22 2024

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    Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time.

    This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred in the racist propaganda show that is Homeland and assign charges and sentences.

    But do the charges fit the crime?

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!

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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion & Leah Porges

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    45 mins
  • Lizzo: "Fake Quit"
    Apr 15 2024

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    Is there a right way to quit? Not technically.
    But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt.

    This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson.

    Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment.

    And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a professional flute player (thanks Google).

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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    39 mins
  • Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr
    Apr 8 2024

    Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.

    Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.

    And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!
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    Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
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    Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

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    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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    49 mins
  • Joe “The Second Most Famous” Jonas
    Apr 1 2024

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    Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly).

    Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2.

    From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to.

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    Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus

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    53 mins
  • Kate "Smarter Than You" Beckinsale
    Mar 25 2024

    Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ.

    From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale.

    So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions).

    Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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    Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" Rife
    Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck
    Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson

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    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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    44 mins