Episodes

  • Let's Restore an Antique Clock....

    Let's Restore an Antique Clock....
    Jan 15 2026
    Tonight's task: Restoring an Antique Clock

    Settle into a quiet workshop and restore a vintage mantel clock from the early 1900s. Disassemble each tiny gear, clean every piece, and carefully put it all back together. 40 minutes of intentionally boring, peaceful narration to help you fall asleep. Perfect for insomnia, racing thoughts, anxiety, or simply unwinding after a long day.

    Like all our episodes, this is intentionally repetitive and boring, giving your mind something peaceful to focus on while your body relaxes into sleep. Most listeners never make it to the end.

    No plot twists. No cliffhangers. Just screws, gears, and brass fittings in meticulous, soothing detail.Sweet dreams. 😴

    CONTENT ADVISORY: This podcast features slow-paced, repetitive narration designed specifically to induce sleep. Episodes are intentionally boring and methodical. Content is safe for all ages but is designed for adult listeners with insomnia, ADHD, or anxiety.
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    35 mins
  • Let's Count Literal Sheep....

    Let's Count Literal Sheep....
    Jan 8 2026
    Tonight's task: Counting Sheep

    Stand by an old wooden gate as sixty sheep come in from the pasture at sunset. Count them one by one as they pass through, each one calm and unhurried. 35 minutes of intentionally boring, peaceful narration to help you fall asleep. Perfect for insomnia, racing thoughts, anxiety, or simply unwinding after a long day.

    Like all our episodes, this is intentionally repetitive and boring, giving your mind something peaceful to focus on while your body relaxes into sleep. Most listeners never make it to the end.

    No plot twists. No cliffhangers. Just sheep... one after another... in meticulous, soothing detail.

    Sweet dreams. 😴

    CONTENT ADVISORY: This podcast features slow-paced, repetitive narration designed specifically to induce sleep. Episodes are intentionally boring and methodical. Content is safe for all ages but is designed for adult listeners with insomnia, ADHD, or anxiety.
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    35 mins