On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is You” the greatest Xmas song of all time? Kirk comes in hotter than chestnuts on an open fire, praising Mariah as a divine snow-dusted goddess of holiday cheer, whose high notes could thaw even the iciest of cold hearts. Jed, meanwhile, argues the song is audio fruitcake, engineered in a lab to torture retail workers, steal husbands, and kill the American Christmas from the inside out. Kirk accuses Jed of being a frosty Scrooge with a lump of coal where his soul should be, while Jed claims the track is less Silent Night, and more Sinful Delight. Moderator Kraig can barely keep the tinsel from catching fire, and Hung Juror JT remains silent but his blinking pattern appears to either be Morse code for "make it stop", or signs of an oncoming Yuletide stroke. Naughty, nice, or just unhinged, this one will leave you ho-ho-horrified on this episode of Mass Debate!

Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…or Yippee-Ki-Nay? Adam steps in with cold, calculated cheerlessness, arguing that Die Hard lacks the holy trinity of Christmas essentials: snow, presents, and a fat guy in red. But Kraig, twinkling with delusion and a jiggle to his belly, declares that Argyle the limo driver is clearly McClane’s weed-smoking holiday elf, claiming that blazing mistletoe in the back of the limo is the emotional North Star of the entire film. Adam stares blankly into the abyss, trying to recall the part of Die Hard where Argyle sprouts a pointy hat, jingles when he walks, and reports back to Santa between blunts. Moderator Kirk just wants to get through the night with his Yule Log intact, while Hung Juror Jed starts humming “Let It Blow” and offers to settle things with a snowball fight and some hot Bavarian nuts. It’s chaos wrapped up with a pretty little bow and a stocking filled with confusion, conviction, and holiday hallucinations on this holly jolly episode of Mass Debate!

On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a fistful of chaos praising Charlie’s legendary run of drugs, babes, and sitcom paychecks, calling him a warlock of the screen. Kraig claps back with heartfelt pride, naming Emilio a hometown hero for producing not one but two whole movies in Cincinnati, while also praising Emilio as a pure-blooded Estevez who never had to change his name to make it in Tinsel Town. JT calls Emilio the eternal second fiddle, while Kraig says Charlie is a one-trick, drug-addled pony. Moderator Jed just tries to keep the mics from catching fire, while Hung Juror Kirk mumbles something about The Breakfast Club being a religious experience. It's heart vs hedonism, Cincy vs Sin City, D2 vs DTF, on this absolutely Este-vested episode of Mass Debate!