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Blank Propaganda Machine

Blank Propaganda Machine

By: Kirk Wilson Jed Craig & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Mass Debate: Which Horror Movie Icon is Easier to Get Away From? - Chucky vs Leprechaun
    Oct 28 2025

    Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep! We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate which pint-sized horror menace is easier to outrun: Chucky, the foul-mouthed doll or Leprechaun, the gold-obsessed gremlin. Kraig argues it’s simple physics - you can’t run from magic, but you can dropkick a doll across a parking lot. Jed, ever the technicality troll, claims you just don’t touch the Leprechaun’s gold and you’re good to go. Logic gets tossed out like a cursed amulet, and insults fly faster than a tripped toddler on this episode of Mass Debate!

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    24 mins
  • Mass Debate: Which is the Better Superpower? - Invisibility vs Teleportation
    Oct 14 2025

    In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguing it’s the only power that lets you skip traffic, dodge bullets, and still make it home in time for Murder She Wrote. Things escalate when they get weirdly passionate about which power is better for stabbing assailants - Kraig likes the slow, creeping poke, while Jed prefers to pop in, thrust hard, and vanish. By the end, one thing’s clear: if these debaters had either power, they'd still find a way to miss the point and arrive late to the moral high ground. Just another day in the BPM war room on this episode of Mass Debate!

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    19 mins
  • Mass Debate: Who is the Definitive Portrayal of Batman? - Bale vs West
    Oct 7 2025

    Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back that West’s version was basically Batman: The Musical, minus the trauma, and says Bruce Wayne was born from blood, not bams, boners, and biffs! Kraig cries like a little Robin, saying Bale could use less brooding and more fun. Things spiral faster than a batarang when Jed forgets to assign the BPM Spurt of Brilliance, prompting Kraig to declare Jed’s moderating, and manhood, a total sham. Tune in for capes, chaos, and catastrophic masculinity. We're going to visit the deepest, darkest corners of the Batcave on this week's Mass Debate!

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    19 mins
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