This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hanks, and somehow…Magic Mike? So grab your freeze dried ice cream and a big ol' glass of Tang, and get ready to countdown to craziness on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail productivity and lull the free market into a coma. He even shirks the rules and brazenly does real time research, allowing him to speak pseudo-confidently about such heady topics as sleep inertia and circadian rhythms. While Kirk gets cozy and calls for a sleepy-time revolution, Jason alarmingly insists that dreams are for closers. So fluff your pillow, strap on your sleep mask, and drift away to the soothing sounds of Mass Debate!

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culinary development. Get ready to get your wheat chaffed and your mind spread within an inch of madness on this week's Mass Debate!