On this week's episode, it’s a tangled web of chaos as Jed, Kirk, and special guest Jonathan "G-Man" Goolsby swing headfirst into the great power, great responsibility, and greatly unnecessary drama of Who Was the Best Spider-Man: Garfield, Holland, or Maguire? Kirk crawls in early with Team Holland, claiming Tom’s the perfect hybrid of teen awkwardness and proven hero, and boasting more MCU movies under his belt than Aunt May has lovers post-Uncle Ben. Jed clings to the wall of nostalgia like a radioactive barnacle, swearing Tobey set the gold standard with the best villains, best crying face, and best ability to look 32 in high school. Then G-Man ziplines in, shirtless in spirit, insisting Andrew Garfield was “the sexiest Spider snack of them all”, praising his temple-tier body, hunky swag, and ability to thwip his way into your heart and pants.

But when the Balls-to-the-Wall Q&A starts, G-Man gets caught in his own web of confusion, mixing up villains like a drunk multiverse, crediting Garfield with fighting Sandman and Vulture in a three way cage match. Jed pirouettes around questions about Tobey’s geriatric high school era, while Kirk plays the "emotional resonance" card so hard it nearly swings the debate into therapy. Moderator Kraig tries to keep the web untangled, but by the end, everyone’s stuck in their own Spidey logic. It’s Peter vs Peter vs Peter in a multiversal mess of spandex, sobbing, and suspicious timelines on this amazing, spectacular, web-slinging episode of Mass Debate!

On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe is nature’s sleeper agent, lulling foes into a false sense of serenity before going full Happy Gilmore with that neck-meets-sledgehammer skull. Chris isn't fazed, describing the rhino as a low-to-the-ground girth goblin built for one thing: nut-seeking destruction. He claims that one well-placed horn jab would turn the giraffe’s majestic stride into a tragic, nutless wobble. Kraig fires back that giraffes are limber legends, capable of ballerina-level footwork and dodging like a goddamn leaf in the wind. But Chris shuts it down by calling the giraffe “a sentient crane on stilts” and insists a single leg hit would turn that longboi into a falling Jenga tower. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the beastly bloodbath cordial, while Hung Juror Jed starts sketching Geoffrey Giraffe-Rocksteady fanfic in his notes. It’s length vs girth and elegance vs obliteration, on this savagely stupid episode of Mass Debate!

On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-American meat missile, forged in the fires of freedom and shirtless vengeance. But Ian doesn’t flinch, calmly revealing that the Terminator is literally made of American steel and could crush Rambo like a juice box in a minefield. Kraig fumbles the flag and backpedals hard, scrambling to rebrand the Terminator as some secret ICE-funded robo-narc, only for Ian to shut it down by quoting Kraig’s own anti-Terminator rant from two minutes earlier. With his logic bleeding out, Kraig attempts a desperate pivot, shouting “Okay fine—Rambo vs Sarah Connor, then!” Moderator Jed just blinks in disbelief, while Hung Juror Kirk wonders aloud if they’re debating or auditioning for Expendables 7: Midlife Crisis Reloaded. It's flesh vs metal, freedom vs firmware, and the collapse of rhetorical dignity on this episode of Mass Debate!