Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep! We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate which pint-sized horror menace is easier to outrun: Chucky, the foul-mouthed doll or Leprechaun, the gold-obsessed gremlin. Kraig argues it’s simple physics - you can’t run from magic, but you can dropkick a doll across a parking lot. Jed, ever the technicality troll, claims you just don’t touch the Leprechaun’s gold and you’re good to go. Logic gets tossed out like a cursed amulet, and insults fly faster than a tripped toddler on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguing it’s the only power that lets you skip traffic, dodge bullets, and still make it home in time for Murder She Wrote. Things escalate when they get weirdly passionate about which power is better for stabbing assailants - Kraig likes the slow, creeping poke, while Jed prefers to pop in, thrust hard, and vanish. By the end, one thing’s clear: if these debaters had either power, they'd still find a way to miss the point and arrive late to the moral high ground. Just another day in the BPM war room on this episode of Mass Debate!

Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back that West’s version was basically Batman: The Musical, minus the trauma, and says Bruce Wayne was born from blood, not bams, boners, and biffs! Kraig cries like a little Robin, saying Bale could use less brooding and more fun. Things spiral faster than a batarang when Jed forgets to assign the BPM Spurt of Brilliance, prompting Kraig to declare Jed’s moderating, and manhood, a total sham. Tune in for capes, chaos, and catastrophic masculinity. We're going to visit the deepest, darkest corners of the Batcave on this week's Mass Debate!

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian fantasy we should all be working toward. Kraig just tries to keep the phasers set to “stun” before someone actually whips out their tauntaun. It’s the ultimate sci-fi circle jerk: one side promises action and explosions, the other wants to take you on a slow, sensual five-year mission. Get ready to warp your hyper drive into hilarity on this episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely diaper jockeys choking down Tang, while cowboys eat steak and ride free. Jed says it's lonely out on the range, where cowboys are forced to eat nothing but beans and snuggle with their horse for warmth. Can Kraig outdraw Jed with his wisecracks, or will Jed moonwalk all over Kraig's goofy ass? It’s cactus prick vs. space dick, on this episode of Mass Debate!

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drink up all the Faygo, and wear clown makeup unironically. It’s sequins vs. soot on this week's Mass Debate!

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lunatic. As Kirk desperately tries to hold the debate together, things spiral into a philosophical fistfight over meme-ability, acting range, and which man you'd rather see struggle through a scene. It's a science lesson in polar opposites, with fewer facts than National Treasure and more confusion than Johnny Mnemonic on this week's Mass Debate!