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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics

By: Nick Offerman
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 Adults-only takes on classic children’s tales told by famously funny people. Presented by Parks & Recreation star, Nick Offerman.©2016 Bedtime Stories for Cynics (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
Episodes
  • Ep. 11: The Very Thirsty Caterpillar with Phoebe Robinson

    Ep. 11: The Very Thirsty Caterpillar with Phoebe Robinson
    Nov 14 2017

    [Contains explicit content] Phoebe Robinson performs "The Thirsty Caterpillar," a modern-day tale of what happens when the desire for fame goes too far. Written by Guy Branum, this story features a larval creature desperate for internet attention and documents her exploits as she transforms into a social butterfly.
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    10 mins
  • Ep. 8: The Turtle and the Rabbit with Tommy Chong

    Ep. 8: The Turtle and the Rabbit with Tommy Chong
    Nov 14 2017
    [Contains explicit content] Tommy Chong lends his voice to the retelling of Aesop's classic fable, "The Tortoise and the Hare." Our version, written by Matt Lieb, features some familiar elements--like the race--but our animals live in a hippie co-op, where sometimes a race isn't about, like, racing. Right, man?
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    10 mins
  • Ep. 4: Heinz Linge and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day With David Spade

    Ep. 4: Heinz Linge and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day With David Spade
    Nov 14 2017
    [Contains explicit content] Things started going bad for Heinz Linge the moment he woke up with gum in his hair. When the day ended, Hitler was dead and Heinz was mopping the floor. As they say, one man's day of victory and liberation is another man's day of rejection by his genocidal dictator best friend.
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    8 mins
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Short stories , funny and entertaining.
You will hear them over and over again.

Humerous Entertainment

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Does what it says on the box. Great intros by Nick, stories are mostly hilarious.

Nick Hofferman makes it

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More episodes please!!!! This series is very addictive. I don’t really have anything else to say, but there’s a mimimum 15 word limit so I had to add some filler.

Soooo good!

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What did I just listen to?
The performance was good but ho-boy this is not for me

Stories for stoners

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