Whoever said marriage is serious business never listened to Yes Dear! A Husband's Guide to Marriage. This book pokes fun at traditional marital roles and answers life's great question, "Who really is in charge at home?" Every husband knows in his heart, but won't say it, of course, it's his wife.

This book covers the five pillars of marriage, from daily chores and shopping for shoes to romance and, well, bedroom activities. Husbands will learn why it's really her house–not his–no matter who legally owns it. They will be grateful to just be allowed to live inside the house–even without closets for their clothes and not outside in the backyard.

The book starts with pre-marital basic training, the grueling bootcamp where the formerly confident husband-to-be gets broken down into an obedient husband ready to take orders. It's downhill from there as the starry-eyed new hubby settles down into a life of bliss and subservience.

This book will spice up your marriage and save it from complete boredom. Husbands will see humor in their marriage and will learn their true place in the marital pecking order–at the bottom.

Husbands will learn their only biological function is to run errands for their wives and keep her happy with the battle cry of the married man: Yes Dear!