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Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!
For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.
As Thule wakes up in a McDaniels parking lot, he finds himself attempting to make sense of this strange new world. In order to survive long enough to find his way home, he takes a job at McDaniels. However, soon Thule discovers that he was not the only Lemurian legend to find his way to the bizarre land known as...Florida.
Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!
Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.
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- Luke H.
- 06-03-2023
A hilarious tongue-in-cheek harem adventure!
Author Virgil Knightley brings the laughs, the action and all of the spice in this playful reverse isekai adventure. I could listen to a classic sword and sorcery barbarian putting entitled McDaniel's customers in their place all day long. Hilarious!
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