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The Prince Has No Pants
- Ben's Damn Adventure, Book 1
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Written by Matthew Howry, better known to Royal Road fans as Salty Waters.
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- V
- 12-08-2021
loved it, but hard to hear at times
I love this book, very clever and an interesting way to look at the Fermi Paradox.
BUT I could only give 4 stars for performance as it was hard to hear some of the words when the characters were meant to be whispering, or mumbling (except for Shortbus).
to hear it I have to skip back and really turn up the volume, especially if listening while driving or walking or making noise of any kind.
I know that they are whispering, but maybe there is a way to make it a tonal whisper, so I'm not deafened when it goes back to normal speaking.
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- Steve
- 14-01-2021
Good fun!
Finally a litrpg without hours of boring stats!
Well read by Johnathan McClain.
A huge relief to find a book in this genre that doesn’t feel the need to inflate its word count with embarrassingly awkward harem elements!
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- Kindle Customer
- 21-05-2021
Loved it
Great start to the series, I bought this on the back of McClain's work on Noobtown and am happy to say, this more than lived up to expectation!
The job interview... almost broke me. Hilarious.
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- Greymatter314
- 24-01-2021
Go Shortbus, The most awesome Shark!
This whole story just tickled my fancy. had so many laugh out loud moments, especially the banter between Ben and Shortbus.
highly recommended.
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- bradley
- 14-01-2021
Great first book.
I took a risk, and I'm glad I did. Great book and highly recommended!!! you will not be disappointed :)
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- mathew
- 15-02-2021
One of the best
One of the best litrpg books out there. The humor was great, shortbus deserves his own serious, definitely looking forward to the next one.
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- Stephanie Love
- 18-08-2022
Up there with the great’s
This book is some of the most fun I’ve had listening a book ever
It is among the best the genre has to offer
The book made be audibly laugh more than a few times and even cry a little bit
Also the narrator is incredible he brings so much life into the book, it is astounding
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