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  • The Prince Has No Pants

  • Ben's Damn Adventure, Book 1
  • By: Matthew Howry
  • Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
  • Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (27 ratings)

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The Prince Has No Pants

By: Matthew Howry
Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
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Publisher's Summary

All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System.

It was transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire that lives in terror of humanity's potential.

Ben - just a normal, if not slightly above average guy - had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. But plans changed. Now, he must contend with danger and mystery in a world full of monsters, magic, and treasure. Armed with nothing but his wits and a special item given to him by The System, he embarks on a damn good adventure.

Written by Matthew Howry, better known to Royal Road fans as Salty Waters.

©2020 Matthew Howry (P)2021 Podium Audio

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loved it, but hard to hear at times

I love this book, very clever and an interesting way to look at the Fermi Paradox.
BUT I could only give 4 stars for performance as it was hard to hear some of the words when the characters were meant to be whispering, or mumbling (except for Shortbus).
to hear it I have to skip back and really turn up the volume, especially if listening while driving or walking or making noise of any kind.
I know that they are whispering, but maybe there is a way to make it a tonal whisper, so I'm not deafened when it goes back to normal speaking.

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Good fun!

Finally a litrpg without hours of boring stats!
Well read by Johnathan McClain.
A huge relief to find a book in this genre that doesn’t feel the need to inflate its word count with embarrassingly awkward harem elements!

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Loved it

Great start to the series, I bought this on the back of McClain's work on Noobtown and am happy to say, this more than lived up to expectation!

The job interview... almost broke me. Hilarious.

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Go Shortbus, The most awesome Shark!

This whole story just tickled my fancy. had so many laugh out loud moments, especially the banter between Ben and Shortbus.

highly recommended.

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Great first book.

I took a risk, and I'm glad I did. Great book and highly recommended!!! you will not be disappointed :)

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One of the best

One of the best litrpg books out there. The humor was great, shortbus deserves his own serious, definitely looking forward to the next one.

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Up there with the great’s

This book is some of the most fun I’ve had listening a book ever
It is among the best the genre has to offer
The book made be audibly laugh more than a few times and even cry a little bit

Also the narrator is incredible he brings so much life into the book, it is astounding

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