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A laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from the Honest Toddler, the Internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm on the Honest Toddler blog and on Twitter @HonestToddler have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online.

Are you a confused parent to a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the small child in your life? This book can help you become a better servant/parent to the toddler at the heart of your world. You'll learn about everything from meal preparation (hint: just put the crackers on a plate), play date etiquette (don't touch. Just don't.), to how time-outs make you look like a fool. The Honest Toddler says a firm 'NO' to popular, fashionable parenting trends and instead embraces the big questions: Who Does Mommy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? And Sleep and Weaning Yourself Off it.

©2013 Olubunmi Laditan (P)2013 Tantor Media

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The humour was great. But it did drag on. It was too many short points. The voice for this was TERRIBLE !! My son who plays with electronics in the car and listens to my million podcasts and audibles non stop could not stand it. It irritated him so much that it shocked me. I’ve listened to bad voice overs but this one enraged him. I could really empathise. I couldn’t finish it and I was so close to finishing it too. But I just could not stand how everything is pretty much in dot point. And the voice over, my lord. I follow Bunmi on FB and she is HILARIOUS ! Such a unique and beautiful woman with a humour that is out of this world. It was a let down but I don’t think it was her writing skills or humour. Sorry Bunmi !

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  • Bex
  • 09-07-2015

loved it

this had wonderful insight into toddlers ... I now know to keep the red drink coming and let the sometimes foods roll ! my "toddlerease" has become fluent ;)

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