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When the vertically challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package – and every crook in town on his back!

©1986, 1995 Anthony Horowitz (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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"Nonstop action and clever, deadpan humor." (Booklist)

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  • Christian
  • 29-04-2021

Happy to have rediscovered this book

I read this book as a teenager and loved it then. Now it’s a bit dated, but it’s still really entertaining. Gotta love it for containing underage drinking, queer nazi villains and loads of other good stuff

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  • lexxie
  • 30-09-2015

Exciting Stuff!

Another excellent story from Anthhony Horowitz. Suitable for tweens particularily boys.
My 12 year old loves this series.

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  • S
  • 22-10-2011

Brilliant!

A really enjoyable book as both of the kids were enthralled by it (8 yrs +11 yrs) because of the humour, adventure and how everything went wrong for the two brothers. Kept you guessing throughout as to the importance of the maltesers. Some great bad guy characters such as the Fat Man. Great story for the whole family!

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  • Jayne
  • 25-09-2011

great for 8s

A great introduction to crime/thriller for my 8 year old son, he loved it, and hubby and myself found it hugely entertaining and very funny, kept us laughing and listening

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 22-07-2019

A fun book

A fun book to listen to. Entertainingly read. Fast paced. Witty. I like the Diamond brothers.

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  • Katharina Rivett
  • 13-06-2019

great listen in the car with children in the back

super story and very funny at times. children enjoyed it and want to continue with more books of the series

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  • n c somerville-jones
  • 01-06-2019

10/10

This was my first ever audio book I've ever listened to. I really enjoyed the plot line especially because it was filled with exitmemt, enjoyment and fun laughs. If you like Action, Adventure, Comedy then you'll love This! Horowitz, this is a great book. Also I want to thank Nickolas Grace for an amazing performance. Thank you.

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  • Savita
  • 24-05-2019

The start book is ...

A very mysterious and good but I don't like the front cover picture by Aarav

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  • Ms E.
  • 07-07-2018

amasing!

I really enjoyed it!The jokey bits were funny!I really enjoy detective stories! my family really enjoyed it!

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  • Whoopsboy
  • 27-04-2016

Awesome, interesting and mysterious.

I enjoyed this book because it was full
of mystery. I would recoomend this book to anyone who enjoys mysteryies and who are juniour detectives.

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  • #earlylearning🤓📚
  • 02-09-2021

OK

A very typical Horowitz ploting you can definitely geuss whats coming but does what the short books intended for.

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