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The 9 Keys You Must Master to Be a Miserable Asshole

By: Dennis Waller
Narrated by: Samuel R. Jones
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Publisher's Summary

This book is a satire on self-help books. As a writer of self-help books, you can become disillusioned with people who are unable to change even when they really want to. Therefore, I have written this book for all those jerks, assholes, and, generally speaking, miserable people that are comfortable with where they are at but still dream of changing. This book is for them, to all those "Miserable Assholes"! Now for those who know what a satire is, this book is to ridicule and scorn those into changing by seeing what a mess they really are.

This book is an attempt to expose their folly with sarcasm and irony. This really is a self-help book, disguised as a parody. Maybe we can shame them into changing, and if not, maybe they can use this book to take being a miserable asshole to a whole new level. Either way, this should be a fun ride.

©2012 Dennis Waller (P)2013 Dennis Waller

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