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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
- Jane Bond, Books 1-2
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series.
Some Assembly Required, book one
An alien pilot. A chocolate cake. A doomed relationship or two.
Jane’s life as an elementary school librarian gets sidetracked when she digs up the AI pilot of a 140-million-year-old spacecraft. Now, she’s running all over the world looking for spaceship parts, falling in and out of love, and trying to keep her friends from thinking she’s crazy. To make matters worse, the ship she’s recovering is starting to sound a bit more like the Death Star than the Millennium Falcon. When did life get so complicated?
Dark Side of the Moon, book two
Fully stocked spaceship garage - check. Fully prepped spaceship - check. Fully trained...and ready to pilot? Jane’s got her own spaceship, but she has no idea how to even get it out of the garage, let alone fly it. No worries, everything’s under control - meet Olive, Jane’s new pilot!
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