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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media Cleaning & Organising Compulsive Disorders House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Psychology & Mental Health Health Funny Witty Comedy
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Loved the no nonsense, clear approach and great tips and examples, and humour. The language was over the top though. I'm not offended by the word and it was funny at first but then became excessive when it didn't need to be. Perhaps do a second version for those in the older age bracket who really need to hear this helpful guide without the F bomb in nearly every paragraph. Great help and guidance for death cleaning.

Helpful, but could have been better.

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Quality listen from start to end. Ya got 3 hours to invest in your schedule 😎

Realness

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Everything the author said made sense. I enjoyed listening to the book and will take on the recommendations from it.

How to start to declutter

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This book really touched a nerve and helped me to let go of quite a lot of stuff. If only one suggestion or way of thinking about an issue is helpful, it would have been worth it. The language is certainly strong, so that was uncomfortable to listen to…on the other hand, it helped me to accept the seriousness of the decluttering endeavour. Happy letting go!

Power up your decluttering

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This was a very thorough book on the topic of decluttering. The author covered many areas I've not heard mentioned by other authors or influencers. The volume of swearing was off putting though. I wouldn't recommend it to many of my family or friends because of it.

So many great tips - could've left out the swearing

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