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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media Cleaning & Organising Compulsive Disorders House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Psychology & Mental Health Health Funny Witty Comedy
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It calls you out on all your sh*t.. the excuses, bad habits etc.. it gives you helpful tips on getting started and staying focused,so you can get your sh*t together! Honestly brutal but so so good! The performance of the reader is just awesome, she makes this an enjoyable and hilarious experience! Love love and I will listen to this repetitively and highly recommend this others! Listen to it guys you won’t be disappointed! Thank you! ❤️✨🤩

Sensational

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calling it out for how it is. great check-lists at the end of each chapter

fabulous pragmatic advice

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Covers this topic from so many great angles. Absolutely loved the narration! Wraps practical realities with just the right amount of humor and sarcasm. Highly recommend this book

Humorous and highly practical

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Once started, I had to keep listening to the end.
Practical & down to earth advice delivered with heaps of engaging humour. Loved it!

Hilarious but terrific advice for life!

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This book is well worth the price. It is fun to listen to and contains an amazing amount of wisdom and practical advice.

The first book that I ever listened to twice

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The swearing, some good ideas but the bad language put me off! Got to the point where I couldn’t finish it!

The large amount of unnecessary bad language!

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