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Never Text a Minotaur

A Wrong Move, Right Monster Standalone

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Never Text a Minotaur

By: Honey Phillips
Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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Summary

She wanted a ladder. She got a minotaur.

Clara Bellweather's professional life is a meticulously organized system of color-coded calendars, perfectly cataloged books, and emergency backup bookmarks. Unfortunately, her personal life is a chaotic mess of tripping over air and failed online dates.

In desperate need of a ladder for a reading event, Clara does what any socially awkward librarian would do—she texts her handsome new neighbor. Or, at least, she thinks she texts him.

A series of awkward texts leads to an even more awkward meeting where she discovers that she's actually been exchanging messages with a massive, horned minotaur. Rion is gruff, reclusive, and intimidating but he's also unexpectedly kind and ridiculously handsome.

After recruiting Rion to help with her event, she starts to realize that the grumpy minotaur might be the only male in town who isn't completely and utterly wrong for her.

The library needs a ladder. The town needs an event. And Clara needs to stop having feelings for a minotaur who's probably allergic to sunshine.

Each book in the Wrong Move, Right Monster series can be enjoyed as a standalone. These sweet and spicy romances are intended for mature listeners.

©2026 Honey Phillips (P)2026 Podium Audio
Fantasy Romantic Comedy Science Fiction

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