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Lyrical Bolloks

A Jockstrap’s Worth of Poems

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Lyrical Bolloks

By: Mat Horton
Narrated by: Mat Horton
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Featuring stories on Peter the Wild Boy and Judge Gruesome and his Gallant Lice — A charming ballad set in 17th century England which tells of a witch burning religious zealot and the colony of lice that infest his wig.

Led by Prince Rampalien, the brave insects have vowed to put an end to Gruesome's tyranny and free Titlbury town from his dark presence.

In these strange times of uncertainty and isolation may we present a further collection of humorous rhyming stories, poems and limericks that will probably delight or upset — infuriate or simply bore any listener silly enough to purchase it.

A literary antidote with a dash of humour for this age of absurdity.

©2023 Mat Horton (P)2025 Mat Horton
European Poetry World Literature Witty Comedy
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