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Life Sucks After You Die

Twice Bitten, Book 1

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Life Sucks After You Die

By: Crystal-Rain Love
Narrated by: Danielle Muething
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What do you get when you mix an incubus bite with a vampire bite?

A shitastrophe.

All I wanted to do was go to a bar and drown my sorrows in some alcohol, but I had to get attacked by an incubus. Now, I'm being guarded by a hunky but oh-so-irritating vampire (who bit me, too) while the incubus stalks me.

Being guarded by the sexy vampire probably wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that my perfect boss has finally noticed me. Try dating while a vampire guards you way too closely and an incubus tracks your every move, waiting to pounce.

Then, there's some creepy hunter guy who also wants to kill me. The sun wants to kill me. Human food wants to kill me. Don't even get me started on my family.

Life sucks after you die!

©2018 Crystal-Rain Love (P)2020 Crystal-Rain Love Fantasy Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Fiction Comedy
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I enjoyed the vampire & succubus aspect, but the FMC was not very likeable. She constantly whinges about her small breasts & how no man will want her & has a negative attitude towards sex workers. She was the typical ‘Im not going to believe whats happened & push away any help until its to late’. The plot of what is going on is enjoyable & may continue on at a later time.

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