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Vampire Girl Problems

By: Crystal-Rain Love
Narrated by: Danielle Muething
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Danni Keller is half vampire, half succubus, and a full hot mess.

When Danni was younger she thought being a vampire could be kind of fun. You stay young forever, live in a castle, and play by your own rules.

Then, she was turned into one, and while the eternally young part is true, there's no castle. She's not supposed to talk about her age, she can't tell anyone what she is, and with an overprotective sire like hers, she can't even have a job or go shopping without a babysitter.

Danni knows it's for her own good and all, since bad guys are always trying to kill her, the sun burns like hell, she still can't eat human food without becoming gravely ill, and she's not exactly your run-of-the-mill vampire, but a hybrid with all kinds of extra issues, but still...

Is it too much to ask for a girl to have a cupcake?

Dive into this dark paranormal romantic comedy series today.

©2018 Crystal-Rain Love (P)2021 Crystal-Rain Love

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