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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)

A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing (Ruin Your Life Now 7)

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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)

By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
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Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.

THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK.

This is a book for people who have:
Bought planners they never use.
Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.
Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.

Inside, you’ll find:
A step-by-step guide to pretending you’re working on yourself.
The absolute dumbest life advice you will never follow.
A checklist for success (that will collect dust on your desk).

This book will NOT help you:
Get your finances in order.
Find motivation.
Stop dating red flags wrapped in human skin.

But it WILL help you laugh at your own failures, which is basically therapy (but cheaper).
If you’re tired of listening to books that try to fix you, this book is here to roast you instead.

Go ahead, buy it. (But let’s be real, you’ll probably never finish it.)

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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