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Get Real, Get Gone
- How to Become a Modern Sea Gypsy and Sail Away Forever...
- Narrated by: Liam Gerrard
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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The idea that you have to be rich to travel the world on your own yacht is so universal that it goes largely unquestioned. The ubiquitous images of rich men on super-yachts sipping Martinis only help cement this image. This book hopes to change all that.
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Photos and diagrams referenced in this audiobook can be found on sailingcalypso.com.
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- Anonymous User
- 20-12-2023
Very helpful even if you plan your be part time sea Gypsy
No bullshit sailing elitism here, just handy realistic info spiced up with a bit of English humour.
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- Dean C
- 28-08-2021
The best book on liveaboard life
The best book detailing real life experience of sailing and the true cost of living on a boat. Definitely recommended for those looking to embark on a liveaboard life.
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- Bree
- 02-01-2023
Full of practical info
I really enjoyed this, despite the fact that I have no intentions of buying a boat. I learned a lot & it was quite funny, too. I found it to be a great summer read. If you’re serious about living in a boat, I’m sure this would be an invaluable resource. It could save you a lot of money, a lot of mistakes, or maybe even your life. The narrator was great.
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- Anonymous User
- 18-01-2022
"A wealth of information "(is an understatement)!
money savin,g life saving , relationship saving and a great kick start for a yatching life. Many thanks Mark
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- Ian
- 13-03-2023
Easy and funny read. lots of practical solutions.
Easy and funny read. lots of practical solutions that you can use for all types of sailing.
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- Amazon Customer
- 29-05-2023
Wow mind shifting!
I really enjoyed this book, in-fact this book was the the catalyst for a big shift in how myself and my wife want to structure our future life in the ocean and what is truely important.
I found this book extremely factual with some light hearted comical delivery. I feel like I’ve gained so much from this book and it’s helped me see what makes up true sea worthiness, but this book went beyond that and truely redesigned my thought process towards money and attitude, and I wasn’t expecting that.
If you what a no bs approach to redesigning your life as a sea gypsy, this book is at the top of the list, a must have
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- Mathew Hobbs
- 05-11-2023
Totally awesome!
The book I wish I picked up first learning about learning to live aboard.
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- amazon customer
- 19-10-2022
Better information out there
I didn’t finish it. Got about three quarters of the way through. Not sure if he is pious or has a large chip on his shoulder, but the constant berating of any not following what he is doing got too much. Would have been a far better book without the chastising of others. If your argument can’t stand up without running others down perhaps it’s not much of an argument.
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- J. Bird
- 04-04-2023
Bitter Boor
There may be some useful information in this book but it's hard to get past the self righteous and bitter diatribes.
The author's advice is condescending and god forbid you don't agree with his narrow minded view of how to cruise or what makes a safe boat. Even worse if you happen to have enough money to buy a nicer boat than he has or gear he can't afford. That apparently just makes you a poser. I've read many books on cruising and sailing in general but I've never read one where the author is so angry and bitter at everyone and anyone who is doing things differently than him. Judge for yourself but there are much more enjoyable books about sailing on a budget that are much better written, in my opinion.
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