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  • Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

  • And Other Advice on Love, Sex, and Dating
  • By: Nick Viall
  • Narrated by: Nick Viall
  • Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

By: Nick Viall
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Publisher's Summary

From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating advice audiobook.

With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides listeners through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love vs. toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is the person you’re seeing a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all the answers and more.

Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question, “What does it mean when they say … ?”

©2022 by Nick Viall / Published in 2022 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS, New York. All rights reserved (P)2022 by Blackstone Publishing

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have listened a few times now and get something new out of it each time.

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Worth listening to.

So refreshingly honest, Thankyou. Finally some straight down the line principles and tools for dating. Well done.

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Will be listening again and again

Candid and transparent, Nick writes in a conversational and easy to understand way. This book is the perfect reminder for anyone feeling lost or looking for answers. Things just make sense after hearing his words. Thank you Nick 🙏🏼

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It stung a lot, but it was a lot of honest truths that needs to be said and heard more often. You’ll probably find it what you wish you knew or had an insight to before the rest of life got in the way.

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Exactly what I needed to hear

We spend so much time justifying people’s behaviour when they show us exactly what/who they are if we just listen. Nick doesn’t mince his words and he speaks a lot of hard truths but it’s what I know I needed to hear and plenty of other people out there too. Thank you for telling it like it is.

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