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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

And Other Advice on Love, Sex, and Dating

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Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday

By: Nick Viall
Narrated by: Nick Viall
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About this listen

From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating advice audiobook.

With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides listeners through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love vs. toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is the person you’re seeing a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all the answers and more.

Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question, “What does it mean when they say … ?”

©2022 by Nick Viall / Published in 2022 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS, New York. All rights reserved (P)2022 by Blackstone Publishing Communication & Social Skills Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Relationships Dating Happiness Funny Heartfelt
All stars
Most relevant  
So refreshingly honest, Thankyou. Finally some straight down the line principles and tools for dating. Well done.

Worth listening to.

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have listened a few times now and get something new out of it each time.

Just Great

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I appreciated it.
It stung a lot, but it was a lot of honest truths that needs to be said and heard more often. You’ll probably find it what you wish you knew or had an insight to before the rest of life got in the way.

Worth the listen

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We spend so much time justifying people’s behaviour when they show us exactly what/who they are if we just listen. Nick doesn’t mince his words and he speaks a lot of hard truths but it’s what I know I needed to hear and plenty of other people out there too. Thank you for telling it like it is.

Exactly what I needed to hear

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Candid and transparent, Nick writes in a conversational and easy to understand way. This book is the perfect reminder for anyone feeling lost or looking for answers. Things just make sense after hearing his words. Thank you Nick 🙏🏼

Will be listening again and again

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This book is a no nonsense book about relationships and love. It got me out of my head and in the drivers seat with heaps of practical advice from a man’s point of view. Simple and easy advice to easily Cruz through everything from first dates to the happy ever after. Short simple and super easy to listen to with even a few out loud laughs. Great writing.

Excellent book

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