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Dead Tired III

By: RavensDagger
Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Dorrie Sacks, Gary Furlong
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Every self-respecting lich has a few hundred phylacteries at a minimum, and Harold wants to check in on a few thousand of his. Rumors reach him that the vicious Mantis Queen has one of them. Naturally, she's at the other end of the region. It's just a casual stroll across the deserted and inhospitable Flaming Steppes. Inhospitable for the living, that is!

Fenfang Fang—the Limpet—is taking her job as Harold's very first warlock seriously. The ancient lich figures it's time for his protégé to learn the ins-and-outs of politics by ruling an entire city. Baby steps! Ruling the decrepit city of Yu Xiang looks easy enough. A mudhole at the ass-end of the Empire, ashen dirt that's nearly impossible to farm, waters filled with dangerous beasts, could it be any easier?

Of course, rumors reach the Jade Throne that a horrible Lich has taken over the city, and an army of conscripts and lessor cultivators is formed to uproot the great evil.

What fantastical sights will Harold see on his trip? Will Limpet be able to keep the city and her head from the army?

And the biggest question of all—Will Rem finally get to eat Alex?

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honestly this is the best pun tastic book I've ever read I thought the first one was good and then I thought the second book was even better but book three really just takes a massive step up highly recommend reading this and re-reading one through three I cannot wait for the next one!

Puntastical at its finest

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if you've enjoyed the previous Dead Tired books, you'll like this one. if you haven't enjoyed the previous Dead Tired books, then you haven't listened to them yet - go do that now.

Another Pun-tastic book

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as per usual amazing writing from ravensdagger and just an amazing performance from the people at soundbooth, genuinely my favorite series a love the books and have to say 17 is my favorite

simply amazing

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