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  • The Encyclopedia Philomena
  • By: Philomena Cunk
  • Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
  • Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (79 ratings)

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Cunk on Everything

By: Philomena Cunk
Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
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Publisher's Summary

Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain.

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books?

Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.

Listen to it, and you'll never have to read another book again.

©2018 Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris (P)2018 Hodder & Stoughton Limited

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"Cunk for PM." (Rachel Rile)

"Truly the intellect for our baffling times." (The Times)

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not recommended for listening on public transport

Hilarious from start to finish There could only ever have been one narrator.Brilliant, just bloody brilliant! No one has ever made a tedious day of leaf blowing or mundane chores brighter. Although I'm sure my neighbours now think I'm quite mad. Fine one second and crying laughing the next.

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Hilarious

Enjoyed every minute of this book. Will listen to it again. Witty, entertaining, somewhat factually accurate, in parts. Mostly delightful and really enjoyable. It's a weird alphabetical record of stuff and things.

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Slapstick jaunt through the alphabet & history.

Philomena Cunk, with her deadpan narrating style will take you on an alphabetic jaunt through the real, imagined and animated all balled togerher as though they were factual history. I found myself laughing out loud on so many occassions throughout this very cleverly compiled tome.

If you want a break from the everyday churnalism and fear mongering of the media and social media for that matter - give this a listen. It is truly enjoyable.

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Silly fun

This book is good for anyone who enjoys very silly humour and wants an easy listen.

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laugh out loud funny, she's brilliant

buy this audiobook, it's relentless, ludicrous and consistently funny. Morgan has real talent. This has an enchanting narration and it's really clever.

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Essential

A perfect summary of everything that I could need to know ever. Thank you, Philomena.

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Humorous Podcast In Dictionary Form

Great for putting on in the background while doing another task. I think people who enjoy casually listening to podcasts will like this. I loved the obviously stupid yet dry sense of humour, love this bit Cunk’s got going on.

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this is the stuff.

so So SO funny. and it's True, often because of the ACTUAL facts threaded in, Laugh-so -you -don't-cry jokes, Within LOL Joviality , it is also a deeply Humanist compact history of humanity - art & science & magic & LOL
I think would be an easy & therapeutic holiday read for all the secret santas. ✨

💡 my other best bit about this particular audio book is the words and how they sound. because of that 💜. I can hear the. subtext of deeply managed fury and disgust at the whole disturbing mess. like it's so powerful to me. ( the Welshish/ northern Ingles-ish) like how Philomena says things I don't catch the first time , only very Rarely - that sounds well Welshish in my mind's ears). but then I listen Properly and understand the accent . and I love that so much🥰 ✨🙏🐝🤟 it's almost like travelling. to a faraway myschtickal land of yore 🤟

PS and to 💯the authors💯
&/or publisher TWO ROADS 🤟🌈🙏🌏
&
speaking OF how far away (🐢) Australia🌏 is to Ingleterra,
& even More further away still?! when you get there . the other parts of Australia Are A long way to parts of Australia that are so far way that people have lived Lifetimes not seen the ocean . yep . . the Oldest and driest continent, with 100s of indigenous nations, First Australian inhabitants, longest surviving continual culture any where on earth . 60.000 millennials to be precise 🌏

.. I'd better get on with it.
get some good trusty hand held paper back books. the hand held computer Game of it's day. from a real old fashioned Graham "ahoy hoy" Bell style phone number I will now look for online. . I think I'd rather call..

🌏(down-under gondwanaland of Oz- Terra firma forever 🖤💛❤️never ever nullius

The Only Book I'll ever need to give to loved f&fr to celebrate mmm. oh yeah ..
for the only god's only sun's birthday, ever . almost like the Easter of December , happy birthday baby boy Jesus aka Xmas., 🐢🙏. Yule do.

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Cunk knows it all!

Simply put, you either love Cunk, or you don't. And honestly, I absolutely love this clueless but somewhat intelligent character. She knows so much yet absolutely nothing, it's absolutely amazing.

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Great listen

An hilarious Gen Z slant on everything showing that Gen Z really aren’t the brightest

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