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BuyMort: Singularity

Shopocalypse Saga, Book 7

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BuyMort: Singularity

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
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Tyson Dawes is back from the dead! Broke, lost, and more pissed off than ever.

Once the legendary leader of Silken Sands, Tyson's name echoed across the multiverse as the Windowpuncher, the man who tore down the Church of BuyMort and carved out an affiliate that stood for more than just profit margins. But that was a century ago. Betrayed, left to rot in the void, and stripped of everything, Tyson wakes to find his empire gone, his legacy twisted, and the people he cared about most lost to time.

But Tyson isn't one to stay down for long.

Armed with little more than grit, charisma, and his starfish suit, he sets out to reclaim what was his: Silken Sands. As he battles through corporate cronies, rogue affiliates, and the ghosts of his past, Tyson's fight becomes more than just a power grab. It's a quest to uncover what happened to those he left behind, to face down the friends who became strangers, and to piece together the wreckage of the life he thought he'd lost and accomplish that final goal that Afflqwst had set for him so long ago.

The end of BuyMort.

BuyMort: Singularity is a darkly satirical, action-packed sci-fi romp through a multiverse where freedom has a price tag, loyalty comes with hidden fees, and even your dog's fate might be part of the fine print. Expect lots of ad crunch, a variety of contemporary situations, and a final quest to the heart of BuyMort itself!

©2025 Joseph Phelps and Damien Hanson (P)2025 Podium Audio
Adventure Dystopian Literature & Fiction Post-Apocalyptic Satire Science Fiction Witty Parallel Universe
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I still think this is a great concept and the parallels to our reality were evident more than usual. However I wonder if the authors were given the official windup as this felt like 5 books crunched down into one final release. It was simultaneously achingly slow (the longest BuyMort ads ever) and then skipped over years and decades of plot points. It was certainly more entertaining than the last couple of books. Tyson seemed to have more emotion over the loss of bacon than his supposed soul mate. Anyway, worth an Audible credit just to round out the series. Farewell BuyMort!

The Ending of the Beginning

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