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Bro Code for Parents

What to Expect When You're Awesome

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Bro Code for Parents

By: Barney Stinson, Matt Kuhn
Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
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Summary

 The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost. Parenting & Families Relationships
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Spoken from the character of Barney Stinson, as expected. But I was expecting some of Neil Patrick Harris's experience as a parent of two to shine through. It does not.
Sub title "What to Expect When You're Awesome " is misleading. There is nothing about what you are to expect.

Comedy, not actually useful for parents to be.

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