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Biscuits, Bands and Very Big Plans
- Tom Gates, Book 14
- Narrated by: Russell Tovey
- Series: Tom Gates, Book 14
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Music
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The Brilliant World of Tom Gates
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Honest, silly, and laugh-out-loud funny...the first book in Liz Pichon's hugely popular, award-winning Tom Gates series. Tom Gates is the master of excuses for late homework: dog attacks, spilt water, lightning... Tom's exercise book is full of his doodles, cartoons and thoughts as well as comments from his long-suffering teacher, Mr Fullerton.
Publisher's Summary
From the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Red House Children's Book Award, the Waterstones Children's Book Prize and the Blue Peter Best Story Book Award 2013 comes the 14th instalment in the brilliant Tom Gates series!
Tom Gates and his hilarious adventures are back! Can Tom and DogZombies write a new hit song, get a peek at Delia's top secret diary and complete his doodle-a-day mission?
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- Ulrike
- 25-01-2019
Amazing
It was very good
I really liked it when Tom spilled green dye on her rock weekly
I wold defiantly recommend it
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- Loulou
- 27-05-2018
Tom gates
I love this book.
It helps me sleep and but it straight away . Tom gates is amazing
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- Lulu
- 05-02-2019
COSMIC
This was COSMIC!!!!!! I really enjoyed this book and also the narrator ! How can you say amazing in a better word
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- MY KDY
- 21-08-2019
biscuits bands plans and audio books
a good read wish it were longer and kinda left on a cliff hanger with the whole dog thing.
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- Amazon Customer
- 16-01-2021
Good book
It’s quite short but lots of fun I love Ed it and so does everyone I now
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- Rachael Conway
- 11-01-2021
Amazing
This book is amazing I didn't believe how great ❤ it was you should try it
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- Jen
- 16-09-2020
Good
I love tom gates and I think that russell tovey does a very good job of narrating the book
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- Karin
- 24-05-2020
Ok
Dear audible
This book is very good and I Love books, my mother showed me audible and I started every night from about 2 months ago
Thank you very much to the creators of audible and Liz Pichon , and the reader of this audio book
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- craig
- 14-03-2020
I am sure that you have to do the dishes
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- Amazon Customer
- 17-02-2019
Awesome!
Very funny and great for young children.but to much inappropriate language and very bad story line
It’s pretty shit
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