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Barry the Pigeon

War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams

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Barry the Pigeon

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows. But when a smug perchfluencer named SkyDaddy69 starts gentrifying the skies of Brooklyn, Barry’s not about to take it sitting down (mostly because his gut won’t let him).

Together with a conspiracy-theorist dove, a steroidal chicken who thinks he’s a pigeon, and a narcoleptic street bird named Skeezy Pete, Barry leads a poop-fueled rebellion across the boroughs. From rooftop turf wars and airborne cigarette heists to the unholy romance of rain gutter courtship, this foul-mouthed, feather-ruffling satire is the dirtiest bird comedy you didn’t know you needed.

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
Dark Humour Literature & Fiction Satire Tobacco Smoking Witty War
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