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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel

Beware of Chicken, Book 1

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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel

By: Casualfarmer
Narrated by: Travis Baldree
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about...farming????

Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.

Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here.

Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster. I’m not used to seeing a chicken move with such grace...but Qi makes everything kind of wonky, so it’s probably fine.

Instead of a lifetime of battle, my biggest concerns are building a house, the size of my harvest, and the way the girl from the nearby village glares at me when I tease her.

A slow, simple, fulfilling life in a place where nothing exciting or out of the ordinary ever happens...right?

The first volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series—with more than 16 million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

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This is a subtle isekai.well acted and funny, the world building is wonderful, and easy to imagine.

Fun and engaging.

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This book was a true surprise, at first I was a little apprehensive about spending the time, but honestly I adored this book. What more can I say.?
It’s simple and yet profound. It sang to the happier side of my heart and filled me with joy.
How is another person capable of speaking to me in such a way?
10 out of 10 plus 2 more, just for writing a book on how to live happily.
Well done!

Fantastic light read

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Great story and a great narrator. Really fun story with an entertaining delve into Chinese culture. highly recommend.

really fun!

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It was a very funny story and all of the characters were very well written.

Really good.

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Do not be mislead by the childish book cover. It’s a good read for adults. Funny.

Good. Funny. Great pace.

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