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A Nerd's Survival Guide To Prison

By: Jonah Slides
Narrated by: Paris Outis
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Summary
 As a self-proclaimed nerd, sinner, and average middle-class American, I wrote this book after a tragic series of events that led to me entering the prison system for the first time. Like many of you, I was terrified and wanted to know what to expect. This book is not only how you survive, it's how you conquer the system. ~ Jonah Slides A Nerd's Survival Guide To Prison lays out a clear and detailed road map on how to work the system in your favor, and speed-run your prison sentence. Inside these pages are the 29 'Untold Rules' you'll need to survive prison. I have also included a starter street dictionary of prison slang you will need to make it on the inside. This survival guide contains graphic stories, as well as some surprisingly funny real life stories from behind the cold prison walls, and these stories will prepare you and your family for what lays ahead and help make the best out of a bad situation. If you are just curious about the prison system, this survival guide will give you an inside look behind the bars and barbwire that you won't get anywhere else. The prison system is built to keep you inside as long as possible, to strip your sense of self, and make you compliant. The system, the staff, they are not trying to help you get out, they are not trying to help you get to work camp, they are not trying to help you get to work release, they are not trying to help you get home. I will teach you and your loved ones how to prepare for a prison system that was built to work against you and keep you inside. I will teach you how to strategically maximize your gain time, guide you on how to get to work camp, then the second most important piece of knowledge, I will teach you how to get to work release and back to freedom as fast as possible. There are a lot of moving parts and nuances, but you need to know the most important detail before you can get to that point, you need to learn how to survive. Then you can use the information inside this book to help get you out as fast as possible and back to freedom. The information in this book is priceless, it was handed down to me from men who had spent their lives in prison, and from learning the hard way so you don't have to. I have seen men do every last day of their sentence, waste years of their lives, and they didn't have to, you don't either. The system has built in mechanisms to help you get out sooner, even allowing you to work and earn money while finishing your sentence, they don't want you to know this information, I wrote it all in this book. The information in this book saved my life, shaved years off my sentence, and gave me a new start. Invest in yourself, in your future, because I promise you can make it through this and there will be a stronger version of you on the other side. If you follow these rules, learn the language of the street, then this will be a story of you conquering prison, not the other way around. You've got this! ~Jonah Slides©2026 Jonah Slides (P)2026 Jonah Slides Language Learning Personal Development Personal Success Funny
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